I was listening to a local radio show here in Cincinnati (I don’t remember what it’s called or the host’s name) where they had Bengals wide receiver as a guest. And everytime he is on we get these dumb hicks that call in and say "I thank you shood do a tuchdown celebration where you…", WHY? No one cares what you think Chad Johnson should do after he scores. He clearly doesn’t need your help because he has come up with some pretty good ones already. You people are retarded.

     Secondly, when asked about future celebrations heading into the playoffs, Chad replied by saying he might not do anymore this year because of how important the games were. I was glad to hear that from him because this shows that the guy gets it and understands what is really important, and that is winning games. Then the host, some Jewish guy I think, starts whining saying he can’t stop the celebrations. Way to go jackass. Chad wants to worry more about the game itself than what dance he’s going to do in the endzone, while you clearly feel the opposite. Don’t sit there and tell a guy who cares about winning that he can’t stop doing touchdown celebrations. I love Chad’s dances as much as the next guy, but I like him even more because he is committed to this team and to winning. If you want to watch TD celebrations go throw dollar bills at Terrell Owens as he dances in his driveway. If Chad is worried more about winning than a touchdown dance, then my hat is off to him. Do your thing Chad. WHODEY!

You want to know what I think is one of the most dangerous things in the world? It’s not missiles, or bombs, or even anthrax. How about Hot Pockets? Here’s what the U.S. Army should do. Instead of dropping bombs and waht not on our enemies, drop Hot Pockets on them. Have you ever heated one of those things up and then bitten into it? It’s an easy way to get a third degree burn! Just 2 minutes in the microwave and those things are hotter than hell. The drop these things on people and they are in for a world of hurt. Especially if they could manage to put a device in the hot pocket that causes it to split open right before impact. Can you imagine being slapped in the face with one of these scalding hot lunch items. I bet it would cost way less than any grenades or missiles. Or if you want to piss off one of your friends, just pop one of these in the mic and 2 minutes later chuck it at his face. Ouch, that hurts!

It never ceases to amaze me just how greedy some people are. If someone gets you a present for Christmas or your birthday, USE IT! Unless it is an article of clothing that did not fit or an item that doesn’t work properly, don’t take it back for cash you greddy son of a bitch! This is the one that burns me: A person gets s gift card to a store. They want to return the gift card for cash because there is nothing they want form that store. If someone gives you a gift card to a place like Macy’s or Best Buy or any big retail chain, FUCKING USE THE CARD! Department stores have all kinds of crap in them. You can find SOMETHING to buy. This person thought enough of you to get you a gift they thought you would enjoy. You haven’t lost anything so just pick something out and buy it! Trying to return it for money that will just go in your pocket makes you a greedy asshole! I hope the person who bought you the gift finds out and never gets you shit ever again.

Angry Ken

Everytime I go out for a drive I encounter a countless number of morons on the road. In the last day alone I was stuck behind an old geezer going about 15 mph while swerving back and forth, was nearly hit head on by an oncoming car who decided not to slow down while the guy in front of him made a right turn, and saw a guy back out of his driveway right in front of me while at the same time taking out his own recycling bin, which got wedged underneath the rear axle of his van. I laughed as I watched in my rearview mirror as he drove down the street with the bin still stuck under his car. I can only imagine what kind of vehicular ineptitude I will encounter just on the way to work tomorrow. No wonder there are so many car accidents! It makes me wonder how these idiots managed to get a license in the first place. Of course, many of them probably don’t have a license, or it’s expired, and you know damn well they don’t have insurance. Idiot drivers of the world, please do me a favor. Stay the hell away from me. Stupid drivers make me angry! Here is an article that emphasizes my point: http://www.eccentricamerica.net/Blog.cfm?BlogID=6&action=Show

Angry Ken

I wish I could do this shit.    

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/53180/ninja_evolution/

My lord I hate Fox Sports Net’s "Best Damn Sports Show." Everytime I turn it on it seems like they are talking about somethig that has nothing to do with sports. And anyone who cares about Tom Arnold’s point of view on anything is a moron. I had it on for a few seconds earlier and they were talking to rapper 50 Cent. This guy doesn’t play sports! He’s a rapper. If I wanted to see a rapper I’d watch MTV or BET. Then that one guy on the show (I don’t know his name) proclaims that Ron Artest is not playing tonight because he is there watching the show. We then see Artest sitting in the crowd as everyone applauds. Yes, let’s all celebrate that Ron Artest decided he wanted to turn his back on the only people that supported him (the Indiana Pacers) after his many mistakes over the past year, including the brawl in detroit. Artest has basically been deactivated from the Pacers because they got tired of his crap. But the Pacer’s loss in the Best Damn Sports Show’s gain I guess because now he can be a spectacle in the audience while the moronic hosts of the show carry on about god only knows what. I just know they aren’t talking about sports, or at least anything important involving sports. PLEASE, get this show off the air, and get Artest traded so Indiana can focus on getting to the finals in June. God I hate Tom Arnold.

And By the way, I hate Fox Sports Net too. They NEVER have anything good on.

Angry Ken 

I have the sudden desire to watch "The Price is Right." Maybe it;s because I’m at work and incredibly bored.

Dude, the french suck.

I refuse to willingly set foot into an Abercrombie and Fitch store. Why would I want to pay $90+ for a pair of jeans when I can get the exact same jeans for $20 at another department store. And why do I want to shop at a store that has pictures of naked men all over the walls. This too, goes for other stores such as Hollister, and to a lesser extent, American Eagle. The only people that shop at these places regularly are pretty boy, gelled hair, metrosexual tool boxes that apparently don’t know the value of money. I guess if you want a $50 T shirt that is so tight it cuts off your blood circulation, then this is the place to go. As for me, I will stick with the more cost effective, non-fairy clothing distributors.

It is my strong belief that every person at some time in their life should see the original Star Wars trilogy. Nothing causes my jaw to drop in amazement quite like hearing someone say they have never seen Star Wars. These movies are part of one of the biggest pop culture phenomenons in American history and should be seen by everyone. It should be taught in schools. well maybe not taught, but it should be required that kids of all ages see the, at least, the original films. I’m not saying everyone has to like it, but Star Wars is something that everyone should at least know about. Wow I must be one of those Star Wars geeks you always hear about.