People are always finding things to be be offended by these days. This time they’ve gone too far. Apparently people are not allowed to say the word Christmas or “Merry Christmas” to anyone because it might offend them. Now I am all for diversity and celebrating different holidays, but who the hell are these people that get offended by the word Christmas? They are really pissing me off. You are free to celebrate Hannukah or Kwanzaa or Festivus all you want, but if you try sue me or anyone else because they told you to have a Merry Christmas, I will proceed to beat you with your own menorah, festivus pole, or Kwanzaa log (or whatever Kwanzaa has). And I hadn’t even heard of Kwanza until about 10 years ago (I can hear the angry emails now). My point is, if the cashier at the grocery store wishes you a Merry Christmas and you happen to celebrate a different holiday during this time of year, LET IT GO! That person wished happines for you, not to get shot in the street. And last time I checked, there are more people that celebrate Christmas than any of the other holidays. I don’t blow out your Hannukah candles, don’t chop down my Christmas tree. Oh, and happy holidays.

Here at the Agile Blog group, we have a variety of different flavors for your blog taste buds. Here’s a little neopolitan for your sampling pleasure, make sure you check back next week for a couple of different flavors.

The Orange Vest

The Orange Vest is your digital hunting lodge. Got a story to share about “the one that got away” or just want to show off the pictures from your latest trophy, then this is your place. Right now we’ve got stories about Secret Fishing Locations and asking people if Deer feeders really work. Stop on in, kick your feet up, and enjoy.

The Wrestling Wrant

The Wrestling Wrant is for all of us kids at heart who still believe that Hulk Hogan is the greatest athlete to ever live. We’re a bit more opinionated than other wrestling sites, but that’s why it’s called the Wrant. Right now, we’re speculating on the mysterious disappearence of Christy Hemme and have a recap of last week’s Smackdown.

Prank-A-Day

Life’s a bitch. We’ll help you unwind. The purpose of this site is to bring back a little mischief into the lives of everyone who reads it. At least a new how-to prank everyday. Funny stories and just general misbehaving. Right now we’ve got how to give hell to your buddy with the massive dvd collection and how to hatch rattlesnake eggs. Join the Prank-A-Day army.

Muscle Car Show Calendar

Do you have a great car? This is the place to go to learn how to show it off. We’re going to have previews and recaps of all the biggest and best car shows. Right now we’re counting down the day until the North American International Auto Show. Since we’re all about showing off your car, if you got some pictures of your baby, send them in.

Crazy 8

Are there 8 things that you feel very strongly about? Then go here and tell us about them. Seriously, 8 things… about anything. Let me show you: 8 Favorite Candies there ya go, Best College Mascots or perhaps something a little geekier. Either way, chances are we’ve got something to tickle your fancy here, if not, send one in yourself.

Y’all come back now, ya’hear.

Hey you know what, you’ve had your turn. You don’t like the Bengals? Fine. Fuck you. That’s how I feel, short and to the point, I don’t need to tell you guys over and over and over and over again. Give Marvin and his team some credit, he’s turned this entire city around. We don’t look forward to the season being over now, we look forward to how soon it can start, and you know what, I could give a cracker-jack crap how much better your team is. We beat you.

Buck up nancy. 

I hate it when my friends come over and eat all my fucking food. You know who you are.

This has to be the one of the worst ad campaigns ever. You know that ones I’m talking about. With the courtroom and the obnoxious lawyer spouting out nonsensical things about Bud Light. THese are just as bad as those “president of beers” ads they were running a couple years ago. These commercials are just stupid. Every member of the crack team that wrote these retarded ads should all be fired. Budweiser still wins in the commercials department.

Fred Durst. Don’t know what in particular makes me think of that right now. He just really sucks and I don’t like him. I should have his money. It’s not like he has done anything to deserve it.

People with thick foreign accents who barely speak English call you on the phone (at work or home) and think that you should understand everything that they are saying, when in fact you can’t decipher even 1/4 of what they are trying to tell you. Then they get mad when you ask them to repeat themselves. Welcome to America. Please hold while I transfer you.

Congrats to our good friend Ryan. He has taken the next step in his anger toward his business partners, taking from personal emails to the public domain of our very own websites. It’s in one ear and out the other with this guy. Unfortunately, I have been cursed with having to make a living at a job that really don’t enjoy. In fact, I downright hate it. But that’s a topic for another post for another time. Anyway, Mr. unemployment line is on our backs night and day about posting stuff on these websites. I know that nobody is really gonna know or care what I am talking about, but this should at least give you an idea of the kind of crap I will be putting on this site. Actually, everything else I put on here will have some sort of relevance. Anyway. Here’s you’re post jerkface. HAHAHA!

- Angry Ken

You know what pisses me off? When you tell people you need two posts a day on every site and they can’t write a two sentence post about anything. That really pisses me off.

Alot of things in the world piss me off. Whether it be in sports, poilitics, or anything in general, some people just have a knack for being total morons. So I have decided to create a website to express my opinions on various subject matters. I don’t always get angry, but people are always doing stupid things, so chances are they are gonna get me going. Think of it as a radio talk show that can cover any topic worth talking about. If you’d like to comment on any future posts, go right ahead. You can even bring up topics to discuss with me. So keep checking back for new entries, or post some ideas of your own and I will take a look at them.