CRAP! Finding a job is hard. Well any schmuck can find work at any random fast food joint, finding a good job is hard. Even with a college degree the best gig I’ve been able to land in the last 8 months is a lousy customer service job making crap money. What the hell did I go to college for? Or better question, what the hell is wrong with these companies that don’t hire anybody? And when they do select a candidate, they choose some louse who is probably on drugs and never shows up for work on time, if at all. I’m glad that I at least have a job, but shit! I have needs that my salary just can’t sustain right now. There are sweet pads to rent, cable bills, and fancy new cars to buy. I can’t swing all that on my current salary. These companies need to get wise to what I’m about. I’m being wasted and it needs to change. Maybe one of the billion employers I’ve applied at will actually call me one day. Job hunting sucks!

I don’t normally post anything on Sunday. Why? Because it’s Sunday jerk! I’m usually busy watching football. But not this Sunday. It’s that Sunday between the conference championship games and the Super Bowl. Which means no football. So what the hell am I supposed to do? Watch the NBA? In January? This point in the bball season teams are just riding out the months until the games actually matter in April.

Yeah, this football absent Sunday sucks. I guess I’ll have to attempt some human interaction for a change. Worst part is, I have no one or thing to direct my weekly exclamations of “catch the damn ball!” and f*cking tackle him!” or “knock his ass out!” That doesn’t really apply to the NBA. Unless Ron Artest is playing.

It was already announced several weeks ago that the Rolling Stones would be featured for the Super Bowl halftime show. Up until last year’s performance by the legendary Sir Paul McCartney, the previous halftime shows were an absolute wreck. One year we got crap like Nelly, N’Sync, and Britney Spears. The year after that was the “wardrobe malfunction” with Justin Timberlake and Janet Jackson. After all that lame crap, the NFL finally got it right and made a show that actually had some class, handing the show over to the former Beatle. I for one thought it was great.

This year it’s everyone’s favorite old age rockers the Rolling Stones. Don’t get me wrong. The Stones are legendary, and I would take this over some “pop” or rap bullshit anyday. But here’s what I see happening. The Stones will perform on the stage in the middle of the field, Mick Jagger will strut back and forth as the audience attempts to decipher the lyrics he is mumbling into his mic, Keith Richards will smoke his trademark cigarette while strumming his guitar, and we will see hundreds of “fans” dancing on the field in front of the stage pretending that they weren’t born 30 years after the Stones started touring.

I think it will be interesting, and even funny to watch. I just hope they play their classics, which they probably will, since I don’t think anyone would recognize any of there songs that were written in the last 20 years.

Just don’t bring back anymore pop acts. Although it is fun seeing people like Ashlee Simpson get booed off the stage like she did at the Orange Bowl last year. If the people aren’t capable of playing musical intruments, keep their asses off the stage. Especially the Superbowl.

In an amazing twist, nothing has yet to piss me off today. At least nothing I haven’t already bitched about. I’ve pretty much just been waiting for updates on the trade between the Indiana Pacers and the Sacramento Kings. It might piss me off if the trade doesn’t end up going through. Other than that I got nothin’. Suggestions anyone?

Dude, this guy sucks. How does he even still have a career.? He hasn’t been in a single good movie and no one watches his new show. I can’t even remember what it’s called, but it’ll be cancelled by spring. Make this guy go away. He serves no purpose pertaining to entertainment, or any purpose at all for that matter.

Just stop. Stop right now. Nothing about popping the collar of your polo shirt is fashionable in any way. You look like a toolbag. And god help you if that shirt you chose to pop the collar of happens to be the color pink. If you sport this look, you deserve to be shot. You might as well be wearing a big sign on your head that says “I’m a douchebag.”

Which brings me to the pink shirts. Who the hell said this was fashionable, or even a good idea. Whenever I see some thug walking around with a pink T that hangs down past his knees I don’t know whether to laugh at them or pity them. Pink is not a manly color. The only time a pink shirt is acceptable is when it is in the form of a “salmon” colored dress shirt with a tie. And even that’s pushing it. Are there any sports teams that use pink in their uniforms? No. And god willing there never will be. That’s why we have to keep shi*t heads like P Diddy from designing any team uniforms. I guarantee he will screw it up. Look at his Sean John brand.

Where was I? Oh yeah. Don’t wear pink, unless you’re a girl. Don’t be like this guy.

What is the deal with you people?! Sarcastic, smug jackasses. New York accents have to be the most annoying accents on the planet. I can’t stand listening to you people talk. Now if you are from New York and are somewhat pleasant, this does not apply to you. As for the rest, stop being such jerks will ya? I don’t know what it is that makes you think you have the right to be an asshole to everyone you encounter. Are you trying to prove you are tough or that you won’t take any crap? I really don’t care, and neither does anyone else. Go ride the subway, jerks.

Or thugball, as I like to call it. I hate this garbage. It’s so f*^king stupid and is not real basketball. Here’s how the game basically breaks down. No one is allowed to play defense at anytime, and your main goal is to humiliate your opponent by any means necessary. Showboating is a must and the crowd is required to go nuts after even the lamest of dunks with a chorus of OOOOOOH’s!

What kills me the most about this crap is that they actually play real games! What the point of keeping score is I don’t know. They show this crap on ESPN with the thug players talking about what they need to do to win the game. How about playing a shred of defense you f*^king tard! Instead of standing around looking like a crack dealer maybe you could stand in the lane and make someone actually work for a basket. But that’s not what this is about is it. We gots to keep it gangsta right? F— that defense sh*t. We came to see the alley oops. What a waste of time.

And 1 is part of the reason basketball is going down the toilet in America. Kids don’t want to learn how to play the game on both sides of the ball or practice fundamentals. They want to jump high and pull off spectacular dunks so everyone will look at them. This is why we will continue to be embarrassed in international competitions like the Olympics. They know how to play in Europe. The days of the original Dream Team are long gone.

If you are one of those dopes driving around with a Kerry/Edwards bumper sticker still on your car, something is wrong with you. Seriously, the election was well over a year ago. YOU LOST! get over it. Is this your way of protesting the current administration? If you think things are bad now, imagine how it would be with Herman Munster in charge. I don’t even want to think about the mess we’d be in. Take the stickers off your VW bus and go hug some trees you dirty hippies.