It’s hard for me to find new music that I actually like these days, but here are two songs that meet my approval that you might want to check out if you haven’t already. You’ll listen and like it!
Weezer - “Perfect Situation”

Depeche Mode - “Precious”

I don’t know anything about NASCAR. I know some of the names and I’ve watched a little on tv before, but that’s as far as my knowledge goes. Today, however, I think I’m going to watch at least a good portion of the Auto Club 500. I’m starting to get more interested in it because of the way all the drivers are starting to take shots at each other, both verbally and vehicularly. That and my cable isn’t geting hooked up until tomorrow, but I can still watch the race. I’m hoping to see someone run someone else off the road, and for that guy to get pissed off about it and maybe jump on the guy’s hood as he’s driving past the wreckage. Now THAT’s good television. Who’s the guy everybody hates now for driving like a maniac at Daytona? I think it’s Tony Stewart. Again, I don’t know who the guys are. I just hope there are alot of crashes and yelling.

Nancy Zimpher, quit being a stupid bitch and make the first smart decision since you became president of UC (Cincinnati) and make Andy Kennedy the official men’s basketball head coach. He deserves better than what you and your self serving colleagues are giving him. When you finally do give him the job, you just better hope he accepts it. Maybe he’ll tell you to take your contract to hell with you. I wouldn’t blame him.

Andy Kennedy has done an amazing job this year. He deserves better than Zimpher’s bullshit.

Nancy Zimpher is a horse toothed BITCH! Fire Her.

That guy on the tonight show is so annoying. No, not Jay Leno, although he has his moments. That intern guy who talks like a woman and is supposed to be gay I guess. He is so unfunny and boring, cracking lame jokes and exercising played out homosexual stereotypes. Anyone who thinks this guy is funny must be an idiot. Think of something better to put on the show.

It amazes me the stupid crap people get upset about these days. I’m talking about people (particularly customers) that go berzerk over stuff that isn’t that important. You know who I mean. That bitch at a restaurant who says her burger is cold, the jerk at the checkout counter who refuses to give any information in order to use his credit card because he thinks everyone and their mom is gonna start telemarketing to him, or the person that acts like the world will come to an end if they can’t find a pair of shoes they want.

If these people get so worked up over something so petty, what happens when something bad actually happens? They go nuts over dumb crap like having to pay an extra 30 cents for something they “thought” was on sale. Just shut up.

And for you people who act liek an ass to someone trying to help you, guess what. They don’t care what you want. The more you throw a fit and act like a bitch, the less they will want to make you happy and the more they just want you to shut the fuck up. Try being nice and understanding and you’d probably get more than you would acting like a fucking prick.

If cold french fries are the worst thing to ever happen to you then you are one lucky son of a bitch. Seriously, find something else to complain about. Like me.

Get the f*ck over it!

“I can’t live the button-down life like you. I want it all! The terrifying lows, the dizzying highs, the creamy middles! Sure, I might offend a few of the blue-noses with my cocky stride and musky odors — oh, I’ll never be the darling of the so-called ‘City Fathers’ who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards, and talk about ‘What’s to be done with this Homer Simpson?’”

This one is gonna be fun for me. Despite my nonsensical rantings, I am NOT on drugs. Actually, I have never done any illegal drug in my life. Not even pot, not once. Now I will belittle those of you that do use it.

Flat out, if you use illegal drugs for recreational purposes on a regualr basis, that makes you a piece of trash in my book. I’m going to stick strictly to the pot smokers for this rant, since you are the ones who really disgust me.

I can pretty much look at a person and tell you if they smoke weed or not. The signs are usually pretty obvious, whether it’s how they dress, talk, their personality, the fact that any job that does drug testing is considered a bad career move to them. I just know a pothead when I see one. You people are pathetic. I knew alot of people that did this crap. You know why I never did it? Because I saw what they were and never wanted to be like that. Plus I like having money in my pocket. What kind of dumbass spends $50 or more for a little bag of grass? What a fucking dumbass. How much more money would you have if you didn’t participate in such trashbag activities? Especially when you probably have 3 illegitimate kids you probably aren’t taking care of. You piece of trash loser.

And is your life that crappy that you need drugs to have a good time or feel good? Is getting high the only thing that gives you enjoyment? Is alcohol not enough? I know you might be living in a rundown trailor because you couldn’t get your GED and moving couches for a living will be the pinnacle of your career, but there are more constructive things to do than sit around smoking weed with that guy who is always wearing that cheap gold chain and a T shirt 4 sizes to big who you think lives around the corner, but you aren’t exactly sure. You just know he shows up whenever he smells pot.

I hope to god they never legalize marijuana. And if they ever do, they better also make it legal to beat dirty hippies in the head with a baseball bat. Only then would I be content with the legalization of this nasty shit. That would almost be an even trade.

Almost forgot. Have you ever heard a jackass talk about how weed is good for you? Just shut the fuck up right now doctor. I’ll remember that next time I want my eyes to be bloodshot and not be able to remember my address. Newsflash retards! Inhaling any form of smoke into your lungs never has been and never will be considered healthy by any standard. Just keep telling yourself that you are doing your body a service by DOING DRUGS.

I have no problem with having everyone in favor of legalized marijuana thrown off a cliff. I’d be just fine without these wastes of space.

This is completely irrelevant to anything, but Michael Moore is a fat piece of crap. This guy stretches the truth more than his pants. I never saw his Farenheit 911 movie and I never will. Actually I might watch it for laughs (the other commentary anyone?). Luckily we haven’t heard much from this blowhard lately, and I hope it stays that way. Bush rules suckas.

Friday was supposed to be a great day. I was finally going to get the cable hooked up in my new place. GOing over 2 weeks with just the 5 basic channels is torture.

Everyone always talks about how much they hate Time Warner Cable. Now I know why. THese jerks finally get out to install my life force, only to tell me that they can’t get a signal. Not only that, but they tell me that every other apartment in the building has cable hookups, but mine don’t work. So now I have to probably wait another two weeks for them to come out and fuck some more shit up. These people absolutely suck, and so does not having cable.

Who the hell is Bodie Miller anyway? I’d never even heard of him before the winter olympics started. Apparently he is one of the world’s best skiers, and a drunk frat guy at the same time. He boasted the whole time how awesome he was only to come in near last place in his olympic runs. Then he makes excuses about how he doesn’t care and it’s just a medal. That’s loser talk for “I said I was great, but when it came down to it, I couldn’t get it done.” It’s one thing to not live up to expectations, but at least own up to it. Acting like you don’t care that you screwed up just makes you look like an ass, which you probably are. Maybe next time you should have some more beers before making your run.

Bodie Miller is a fraud and should have his endorsement deals revoked.