Joey Porter proves more and more everyday what a piece of shit he is. Porter, who is known for running off at the mouth for no reason, has taken a comment made by Seahawks TE Jerramy Stevens and blown it way out of proportion. I guess Porter takes offense to the notion that Seattle is going to come out and try to win the game also.

All Stevens said was it will be a sad day when Bettis doesn’t get to go home with that trophy, prompting Porter to state that he was “woke up.” So I guess Porter now thinks he has a free pass to talk all the shit he wants and make himself look like an idiot in the process. Now he’s calling the Seahawks soft and basically saying that he is going to try to injure as many of their players as he can. What a class act. I don’t know how any of the Steeler faithful can be proud of a jackass like this. He may be a great player as far as skill is concerned, but other than that, Joey Porter is an asshole.

Christopher Walken owns a small cake decorating business just outside of Grand Forks, North Dakota. Walken adamantly denies ownership as well as the existence of the shop, even though scenes from several of his movies have been filmed there.

Pesticide was invented when George Washington would drink a mixture of whiskey and garlic every morning to keep termites and other insects from ruining his wooden teeth.

I’ve decided that we need a champion here at Angry Ken. So what we’re gonna do is crown the first ever Mr. or Ms. Popularity. I guess it doesn’t even have to be a person, so we’ll just go with it. How does one become champ? The rules are simple. Whatever post receives the most comments for the whole site, the subject of that post will become the champion of popularity. Sound pretty stupid? IT IS! But who cares? You all think I’m completely retarded anyway.

So we need a first time champ and here’s how I will crown them. My post about Freddie Prinze Jr. has received 29 comments from loyal readers. All old Freddie needs is one more comment to hit the big three 0. If and when that happens, Freddie Prinze Jr. will be the new Mr. Popularity and champion of AngryKen.com. He will remain the champ until his comment total is surpassed. Easy and pointless. GREAT!

Let the games begin. I’m pulling for you Freddie!

One of the best shows to be on tv recently that very few people knew about was called “Stella.” Based on the comedy troupe of the same name, “Stella” was written and performed by comics David Wain, Michael Ian Black and Michael Showalter and aired weekly on Comedy Central. The first time I saw this show I was hooked. The off the wall comedy was so much different from anything else out there. I went on to watch every episode of the show’s first, and so far only season, and freakin’ loved it.

Here’s the problem. It doesn’t look like the show is going to be picked up for another season. The funniest show I’ve seen in years isn’t going to be on anymore. It really doesn’t surprise me since it was a different kind of comedy that alot of people just probably wouldn’t understand or even give a chance to. It’s really a shame because I and several others really enjoyed it.

If you haven’t seen an episode of “Stella”, I encourage everyone who enjoys comedy to check it out. If you’re not a moron, or even if you are, you’ll probably laugh your ass off.