If you want a good laugh, download any of Kevin Federline’s “rap” songs. He sucks so unbelievably bad that you will just laugh at him. In fact, anyone who sees him on the streets should just laugh right in his face. What a dumbfuck! He and Fred Durst should have a rap battle. The resulting destruction would be worse than any terrorist attack in history.
I would debate who sucks more between Kevin Federline and Fred Durst, but I think that distinction would have to go to Federline solely because his only accomplishment in life has been marrying Britney Spears. They both totally suck though.
I think making fun of Kevin Federline is going to be one of my new hobbies. What a douchebag.
Angry Ken is in a fightin’ mood today. It makes me think of my dream to have a boxing match with someone famous that I really hate. So far the front runner is Fred Durst. What I would give for the chance to pummel this piece of human garbage. I think I would be giddy with excitement. This would be no friendly bout. I would want to mop the floor with him. But I’ll never get the chance because Durst is a punk ass and I am not famous in the least. Nonetheless, I am extending this challenge to Fred Durst or somoene equally bastardized. It is my obligation to the people that I beat the crap out of a no-talent rich son of a bitch. I’m open to suggestions of other famous losers to fight.
Come on Durst. You probably google your own name on a daily basis, so I know you’ll see this. Step up and be a man for once in your life. Accept my challenge.
There are some less than ethical things happening at UC right now. First is the suspension of Jihad (Muhammed) and James (White). According to NCAA rules the suspensions do not take effect until the start of the next quarter or semester. UC’s quarter did not start until today. The question now is why did the University do this? Well the answer is Mick Cronin. Mick was going to be offered the job at Ole Miss that day. Mike Thomas (AD) must have decieded to get this season over so they could hire who they wanted, therefore handing down an early suspension to our two key players. (Side note: they still almost beat South Carolina. That would have really been funny then!). Mick Cronin will be a great coach for UC and will being us back to the limelight in 2-3 years. He is a great recruiter and a great coach. We will be fine.
Second non-ethical thing on Friday, as Nancy Zimpher was interviewing at Northwestern to become the next President there. Her two year contract is up at the end of this year. Her lawyer cited that she has burned too many bridges here in Cincinnati. That previous comment makes sense because of the following: UC is in financial trouble. The endowment maybe the largest it ever has been, but donations are way, way, way down from where they should be. The new residental housing erected on Calhoun St., Stratford Heights, and across from the Medical college is at 20% occupencey. This low rate does not generate enough revenue for the monies allocated to cover the construction and now have all been dried up. The general fee has to pay for this construction. That is not good because UC must spend money allocated to run the University to pay for previous construction. This has led to a hiring problem. Nancy’s UC21 plan says to increase the level of education through hiring more renowned faculty. UC has tried this but is usually $15,000 to $20,000 too low on its offers to new faculty. This can only be attributed to a lack of funds.
It is my belief that someone within the Board of Directors wanted some dirty work taken care of so they hired someone who’d do that and then leave. If you stop and think about it, that makes perfect sense. Why would you hire someone to run a Division 1 35,000 student university with a minority population of 22% where it is the largest employer in the city and second largest employer in the state, whoes only experience is with a 5,000 student Division 3 university in the middle of Wisconsin? She has no experience with a university of this magnitude.
The University of Cincinnati is the largest employer in the city and the second largest employer in the state (next to the Ohio State University). With the firing of Bob Huggins, many of UC’s problems that he helped control have come to light. Bob brought in a great deal of money for the University through donations and media contracts. Many people in this city were educated here, their children where educated here, P&G (the second largest employer in Cincinnati) gets most of its employees from here, General Electric gets most if its engineers from UC, the list goes on and on. The effects are much farther reaching than just a basketball coach. It is the livelyhood of families that could be touched.
President George W. Bush will be in Cincinnati to throw out the first pitch at opening day. This is awesome. Take that you liberal hippie Democrats! Now I just have to secure my tickets to the game.
Basketball at the University of Cincinnati has officially ended, and not just for the season. While the Bearcats would have probably demolished South Carolina with their full roster, Cincy fell just short, 65-62. I for one want to send my thanks out to the players for giving it their all this season, the fans for the continued support, and especially coach Andy Kennedy.
Since Kennedy will probably not be offered the job as head coach, basketball at UC is pretty much over now, probably for a long time. Next year will be very weird. The team will be at the bottom of the barrel in the Big East, the arena will be half empty for home games, it just won’t be like it should be. The way it was since Huggins was first hired. Kansas State will probably get as much (if not more) attention from current UC fans than UC actually will. Fans have shown their love and appreciation for Andy Kennedy as well. I’m sure he’ll have his own following wherever he ends up.
And of course we all know who is to blame for UC basketball’s demise. One nazi bitch Nancy Zimpher. I have a message for you Nancy. Always remember one thing. EVERYONE of us hates you. You are the antichrist as far as UC fans are concerned. You have taken away everything that UC was. As a UC alum, I will never give one red cent to the university as long as you are affiliated with it. I am embarrassed to have your name on my diploma. You are an embarrassment and a disgrace. You deserve every rotten thing that ever happens to you in life.
Fuck you Nancy Zimpher. May you burn in hell.
Best wishes to Bob Huggins, Andy Kennedy, and all the players. We fans appreciate everything you gave us. Good luck in your future endeavors.
The fan base for Kansas State basketball just grew substantially today with the hiring of Bob Huggins as head coach. Look for them to be contenders again in the next few years.
Now we’ll see where Andy Kennedy winds up after UC puts the final nail in the coffin that is Cincinnati basketball.
Burger King has to have the best commercial out right now. I crack up everytime it comes on. The way they sing the words is just brilliant. Proof that sometimes the silliest commercials can be the most entertaining ones. I propose all mechanical bulls be replaced by a big bucking chicken.
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Now with video goodness! Get it while it lasts, because I’m sure it will only be a matter of time before we get some kind of “cease and desist” notice…
Thanks (I think) to Craig for this submission. But first, a note from Angry Ken: After reading this letter, I got confused. So I read it again. I was even more confused. Finally I did a little research to find out what the hell it was about. After realizing what the letter is responding to, I had to laugh. Read the letter first, then try to figure out what Craig is so angry about. You might have to google this one. I did.
Message: To you fascist bastards in Casabalas California,
You should be ashamed of yourselves. You have forgotten the faces of your fathers. How in this day and age people such as yourselves could have turned such a blind eye from your american roots is beyond me. Margo Arnold is obviously a product of your communist (ie progressive, left-wing, centrist) education system. Beyond your whorish Hollywood society, I do not see how anyone can come up with such an idea as to tell anyone that they cannot live their lives the way they see fit. Just because you do not approve, you have no right to tell someone else what they can, or cannot do.
I so want to mention a religious argument concerning how only God has judgement and man only should abide by love and compassion. But of course I will be ridiculed as a religous fanatic. I assure you I am not. I just am appalled at your flaunt of power.
I grew up believing in the American Dream. You have just taken that dream and dashed it into a million pieces. What would our fore-fathers think? What would the writers of the constitution think of your obvious Nazi like stranglehold on the freedoms of the citizens of your horrible little hamlet.
Wow, what is next? Will you start arresting people for not being polite? You have take the ideas of 1984 and brought them into frution. You are the city that in 20 years will be in the history books for begining the socialist downfall of America. I hope you are proud of yourselves.
Not everyone believes that you are the protectors of the people. You are NOT the ones we need to save us. Your arrogance will be rewarded with ridicule and poverty. NO ONE will move to your slice of Communist Russia. You deserve everything you get and I hope you smother in your own self loathing!
This is a letter wanting a more free and open America, free from people who are not afraid to be offended. Grow up and be an adult. TO Margo Arnold I say this, You have done a terrible thing. I hope you live to see the error of your horrid mistake. I hope you see what damage you have done to the greatest country ever to have grace the face of the Earth!
All that about a smoking ban. These are the kinds of crazy bastards I’m talking about. Are you that upset that someone wants to be able to eat lunch without breathing in cigarette smoke? Go light up down the block. Now let’s hear what you think.
It’s a good thing MTV ran a special on “The Godfather.” Now we can know what today’s rappers think about the movie. I had just been dying to hear overweight shit bag Fat Joe and lazy eyed freak Jermaine Dupri’s comments on the film. Because they live that life, right?
Goddammit. Attention rappers. You are not the mafia. You do not belong to any sort of crime family. Your real name is not Gotti, Gambino, or Capone. Your name is Johnson, Miller, or Smith. Not even Italian! So stop playing dress-up and try acting like an adult. The real mafia would have you shitting your Rocawear jeans. If you want to emulate someone, try acting like you have intelligence.
Terrell Owens can play football, but he sure as hell can’t rap. I just heard a snippet of the steaming pile of crap that is supposed to be Owens’ rap song. From what I heard it’s him bragging about getting his money. What a piece of shit this guy is. Have fun with this fucking egotistical cry-baby bitch, Dallas. Somebody PLEASE break his leg next season.
