So Syracuse won the Big East tournament. Go figure. This just further proves that college basketball doesn’t make any sense.

Just wanted to warn everyone. Do not see this movie. Plain and simple; it sucked. The plot made no sense, there was no character delvelopment, the fight scenes were repetitive, and it wasn’t even 90 minutes long (which I guess was a good thing). The only good thing about this movie was that Milla Jovovich looked hot. But that’s hardly worth the price of admission. One of the worst movies I’ve ever seen.

What’s up with those white guys that think they’re black? Could they look anymore ridiculous with the clothes they wear? Come on. Whenever you see a white guy wearing super baggy jeans that hang below his ass with a t shirt that reaches below the knees, you should just point and laugh. He is not a “gangsta” and is probably a complete drain on society while trying to portray the “thug life” in the middle of the suburbs.

It’s bad enough when they dress the part, but when they try to talk like thugs is even worse. Look whitey. You know damn well that you did not grow up on the streets and were raised in a normal middle class home with both your parents. You were taught how to properly communicate. You just either forgot because you spend all day watching BET, or you think you won’t be “hard” if you don’t use ebonics and talk with a ghetto accent.

Seriously. GROW UP! Do you really think you’re going to be acting like that when you’re in your 30’s? Take the sticker off of your baseball cap and turn it forward. You are not a thug, you are not street, hood, or any of those things. Start speaking English and do something with your life. And don’t try rapping because you suck.

Oh by the way. It’s hard drive a car if you can’t see over the dash board. You aren’t driving a Laz-E-Boy recliner. Raise your seat back up and drive like a normal person, idiot!

Whatever city you live in, if you have a chance to get to a major league baseball game featuring the San Francisco Giants, I hope that you will loudly boo and or jeer one Barry Bonds. He deserves every nasty remark and catcall he gets, disgraceful cheater. I try to get to as many Reds games as I can each year, but I will make extra effort to go when they play the Giants, just so I can boo my lungs out at this piece of crap. He should get pelted with beer bottles in the outfield.

Stealing condensation is considered a felony in Vermont. There have been over 900 convictions on record for this crime.

The Cincinnati Bearcats have to have the worst luck of any team in college basketball. They just can’t seem to catch a break ever. God I hate Gerry McNamara. He just looks like he’d be a dick. Damnit!

Boston Red Sox pitcher David Wells makes me laugh. He just tries so hard to come off looking like a badass it’s comical.

So Wells is mad that MLB comissioner Bud Selig made the Yankees take down that stupid sign they had up at their spring training facility which apologizes to the fans for the absence of several star players, who are off playing in the World Baseball Classic.

Let me switch gears for a moment and say that Steinbrenner is an idiot for having this sign put up. It even had a typo, calling them the Yankess. Anyway, no one cares about srping training. Anyone who thinks that they would be trotting their overpriced roster out on the field everyday is dreaming. And Steinbrenner has been openly bitching about his players going to play in the WBC because he doesn’t want his stars injured. Well considering they went on their own free will, I don’t know what Georgie’s deal is. Maybe he should have paid them off to stay home so they could sit out five of every six spring training games.

So back to Wells. He’s now talking all this trash about Bud Selig, calling for his resignation and calling him an idiot. Now let me just say that I’m not a fan of Selig. But Wells is just an idiot.

Wells said that Selig was just bored and decided to have the sign removed. Wells also said that Selig wouldn’t take the time to talk with him. I’m sorry, but he’s the f*cking commisioner of Major League Baseball! And in case you didn’t know, things aren’t exactly quiet around there. Not only does Selig have the job of running a professional sports league, he has been dealing with the whole steroids issue for quite a while now. I doubt he has time to listen to the nonsensical rantings of an overweight buffoon like Wells. If I were Selig, I would fine the hell out of Wells. Especially if he was going around calling me a “piece of sh*t.”

No one cares about the Yankees and their stupid, misspelled sign. Everyone knows that Steinbrenner only cares about himself and his team that probably, once again, won’t win a championship even with their astronomical payroll. 

David Wells should be fined no less than 500 grand. What a jackass! 

Here it is. The first draft of what will be known as “The Suck List.” Basically, Anyone I dislike for whatever reason will be on this list, whether because they suck at what they do, or just suck in general. Just remember, this list is far from being complete and as of right now is in no particular order. And, I will take any suggestions for add-ins. Enjoy!

Hinder

Kid Rock

Fred Durst

Sean (Diddy) Combs

Nelly

Colin Farrel

David Arquette

Britney Spears

Kevin Federline

Christina Aguilera

Jay-Z

Chingy

Master P

Ashlee Simpson

Chris Berman

Ashton Kutcher

Freddie Prinze Jr.

Paris Hilton

Ryan Seacrest

Hinder

Scott Stapp

Paula Abdul

Michael Jackson

Bill Cowher

Kobe Bryant

The Pittsburgh Steelers

George Steinbrenner

Nancy Zimpher (University of Cincinnati President)

Every Wayans brother except Damon

The Democratic Party

Stuck up girls

People who lie about being in the military

Guys who hit girls

Mike Vanderjagt

Mike Tice

Ryan Budke (haha)
Jimmy Fallon

The current writing staff of Saturday Night Live

Jean Paul

Bud Selig

Justin Timberlake

The New York Yankees

The Black Eyed Peas

Terrell Owens

Drew Rosenhaus

Howard Stern

Barry Bonds

Manny Ramirez

Kenny Rogers (Texas Rangers pitcher)

White guys that think they’re black

Bode Miller

Randy Jackson

Korn

Michael Moore

Rob Cohen

Ben Affleck

R. Kelly

Tom Cruise (after he went nuts)

Dennis Rodman

Raphael Palmeiro

Mark McGwire

Sammy Sosa

Any other athlete on steroids

People who wear bowties

Jennifer Lopez

Marc Anthony

Enrique Iglesias

Ricky Martin

Nick Carter

Aaron Carter

Bow Wow

Jermaine Dupri

Snoop Dogg

Brian Billick

Ray Lewis

Jamal Lewis

Spike Lee

Howard Stern

Tom Brady

Warren Sapp

Corey Dillon

Takeo Spikes

Kimo Von Oelhoffen

Randy Moss

Rev. Jesse Jackson

Donald Trump

Martha Stewart

Latrell Sprewell

Prince

Brock Lesnar

Raspy-voiced guys that have radio shows

David Wells

The Boston Red Sox

The New England Patriots

Jose Canseco

Tom Arnold

50 Cent

Craig Littlepage and the rest of those dickless NCAA committee members

Hinder

Perhaps an even bigger fraud than the “Olympic Washout” Bode Miller, Barry Bonds sits near the top of Sport’s biggest disgraces. I am totally sick of this jerk. If he breaks Hank Aaron’s home run record it will be the biggest sham in all of sports. Even more of a sham than the Pittsburgh Steelers winning the Superbowl. But I digress.

Barry Bonds is one of the biggest jerks in the history of sports. We all know he was pumped full of roids through most of his career, which is why he now wears a size 11 and 3/4 ball cap. Not only is he juiced more than a Florida orange, he’s a complete dick. The whole dressing up as Paula Abdul thing isn’t fooling anyone into thinking that there is a lighter side to Bonds. That and he looked like a complete fool. It wasn’t the least bit amusing.

I doubt Barry participated in this on his own free will. Most likely it was the guys behind his new reality show for ESPN who coaxed him into dressing in drag so they had something to film. Does anyone really want to watch an entire show about what Barry Bonds does during the baseball season? Who’s the marketing genius behind this idea?

The whole show will probably be an act for the cameras, because we all know how the reality of the reality show would play out. A half hour at a time of Barry coming into the clubhouse, his face featuring a permanent scowl as he heads to his private locker away from the rest of the team. Occasionally Bonds looks up to glare at any members of the press who may be within 100 feet of him. After the commercial, Bonds comes out to the batting cages to bash a few into the stands as practice for the only part of the game he gives a crap about, breaking the record. Then, without so much as looking at any of his teammates, gets in his uber-expensive sedan and drives home, still scowling at anything that moves.

If this stupid reality show is supposed to make people like Barry Bonds, I really don’t think it’s going to work. I don’t want to watch this crap anyway.

Barry Bonds is a jackass. I hope he suffers a career ending injury before he can break the home run record. A record which he does not deserve and what would be a permanent stain in the MLB record books. 

I wish the Smashing Pumpkins were still together. Man they were an awesome band. They had it all. Not like alot of the crappy bands we have today.

While I’m on the subject of music, Korn sucks. They used to be good like 8 years ago. Now they just suck and their songs are unlistenable. Does anyone still think they’re cool? I hope not.