Wednesday, March 1st 2006


Rolling Toasters
posted @ 6:35 pm in [ Cars ]

Why do people buy those Scion xB’s? That has to be one of the ugliest cars ever made. It looks like a damn toaster. Everytime I see one on the highway I fully expect to see 2 giant pieces of bread pop out of the roof.

And not only are these cars ugly, they have no power. I think the stock engine on an xB puts out about 120 hp. That’s not a whole lot considering that Toyota pushed this as a performance car, unless they are marketing solely for visual customization.

So I guess they want idiot teenagers to buy these cars for about $14k, then spend another 5 to 10 grand on lame ass parts to make it look “cool”. What’s the point of having a tricked out car when it can be outrun by a school bus? You can add all the air intakes you want, but that car ain’t doing much under 20 seconds in the quarter mile. Plus, who wants to drive a box?!

If you’re gonna buy a Scion, at least buy the TC. They are kinda cool. Definitley better than the box and that other ugly one Scion makes.

I could never justify buying one of those Xbox-looking monstrosities.




Wednesday, March 1st 2006


Daily Made up Fact: California Roll
posted @ 5:22 pm in [ Daily Made Up Fact ]

Beans are, indeed, not the true musical fruit. That distinction would have to go to the California Raisins, for both their singing, as well as their ability to play various instruments.