To quote Arnold Schwarzenegger, Joakim Noah is one ugly motherf*cker. And I can’t figure out why the sports networks (CBS, ESPN) are totally on his jock. I hadn’t even heard of him until last week. That didn’t stop them from closing in on his ugly mug every 10 seconds. Guy looks like an ugly pre-teen girl.

Noah also says that the NBA bores him and he would like campass life much better. Well of course you do you rich bastard. You were born into wealth so why would you be eager to declare for the draft. What a queer.