Carson Palmer hates the Pittsburgh Steelers. Damn right he does! Just like everyone else on the Bengals, Cincinnati, the NFL, the world. Who wouldn’t hate those bastards?

I guess the Steelers’ Larry Foote didn’t appreciate Palmer’s comments. You know what? I’m not even going to be eloquent about this. Fuck Larry Foote and fuck the Pittsburgh Steelers! That whole organization is a stain on the NFL. Yeah, Palmer hates the Steelers because he is quote, “Jealous of what they have.” The rest of us hate the Steelers because they are a bunch of classless assholes with disgusting pieces of shit for fans.

I’ll write more on this later. The Steelers still suck.

First, let’s make one thing clear.  I didn’t watch American Idol and I think the whole thing is stupid.  But I did see some of the first auditions (after that the show is totally pointless).  But back then I said that Taylor Hicks, or as I called him, “the grey haired guy”, would win the whole thing.  Let this be further proof that I am always right about everything.

American Idol still sucks though.

You may have heard about the latest dance craze sweeping the nation called “ghost riding the whip.” Here’s how you do it.  You get your car to do a slow cruise down the road while you get out and dance along side the car as it’s rolling.  Yes, it’s as dumb as it sounds.  See for yourself.  (I’ll put a link here later, or just Google ghost ride the whip.)

So here’s what is bound to happen.  On a slow day, you’ll see a story on your local news about some dumbass getting run over while ghost riding his whip.  Then they’ll talk about how controversial it is and how cops are cracking down and how many teens want to ghost ride the whip.  I can’t wait when they report about some stupid teen that broke his leg after his honda civic ran him over while he was dancing.

I really don’t want to see this crap unless someone can actually be creative with it.  Jumping out of a car and flailing about like a retarded gymnast is just stupid.  I wanna see some sweet moves.  Although it doesn’t really get any better than seeing someone become a human speed bump and get rolled over by their own vehicle.  Now THAT’s what ghost riding the whip is all about! 

I know alot of you that I know don’t care for the NBA, but too bad.  You’re gonna read about it and like it!

Anyway, with three out of the four conference semi-finals series going to a decisive game 7, I figured it was time to evaluate each series and their key points, Angry Ken style. 

Phoenix Suns vs. Los Angeles Clippers:

I don’t believe either team has won back to back games in this series.  These are two very evenly matches rosters.  I’m hoping the Suns can close out the series at home.  They are such a fun team to watch and Steve Nash is just awesome.  I don’t really have anything against the Clippers.  They just don’t interest me as much as the Suns.  Suns 118 - Clippers 113.

Cleveland Cavaliers vs. Detroit Pistons:

Never would have thought this would go seven games.  I Thought the Pistons would finish it in five.  I think we were all wrong on this one.  Win or lose, Lebron James has taken his career to the next level.  I would say that Cleveland had there best chance to clinch the series in game 6, but the way this series has gone, who knows what will happen.  The Pistons seemed to have taken their opponents a little too lightly.  Will it come back to bite them in the ass?  I really don’t want to try and pick a winner.  The Pistons’ experience and home court gives them a big advantage.  I’ll just say Pistons 92 - Cavaliers 84.  

Dallas Mavericks vs. San Antonio Spurs:

This is what it’s all about!  The defending champs vs. the team looking to finally knock them off the mountain.  The way that I know this is a really good series is that before it started, I didn’t really have anything against the Mavs.  Now I pretty much can’t stand them.  The playoffs can make me really hate certain teams.  With the help of Mavericks owner and whine connoisseur Mark Cuban, I’m really beginning to strongly dislike this team.  I’ve never seen so much crying over officiating.  Dirk Nowitzki looks like he should be wearing a frilly bonet and carrying a rattle after a whistle blows against them.  The Mavs need to stop complaining about the refs and start playing ball like men.  If anyone should be complaining about the officiating it’s the Spurs.   The difference is that the Spurs have enough class not to throw a fit about it.  The kind of class Cuban proved that he lacks with his comments about the city of San Antonio and it’s Riverwalk.  I hope the Spurs fans let this jackass have it Monday night.  Spurs 112 -Mavericks 108.

Allow me to set the record straight for everyone:

Grills (or Grillz, aka those fake gold or platinum teeth covers people wear) are dumb.

People who wear grills other than to be funny: dumb.

People who don’t wear grills but want to: dumb.

Parents who allow there 14 yr old daughters or sons to wear them: dumb.

The Song “Grillz” by Nelly: dumb.

Nelly: dumb 

Paying any more than $3.50 for a “grill”: dumb.

Having more than one grill for your teeth: dumb.

Having an article in the local newspaper about these grills: dumb!

The people who make these grills: SMART. Because they are taking the dumb people’s money.

Chad Johnson wearing a gold grill during football games: FUNNY.

Chad Johnson wearing his gold grill anywhere other than the game: dumb. (I haven’t seen him do this.)

Don’t where any grill. I don’t care if it’s real or fake.  You look dumb and you wasted your money.  Buy something actually useful.

Grills are for cars and cooking steaks. Not to put on your teeth.

This just popped into my mind for no reason, but one of the funniest/saddest things I have ever heard a girl say was,

“I don’t think I could ever date a guy that didn’t do drugs.”

Need I say more? Jesus.

Way to go you foreign spamming bastards!  Thanks to you all, we had to shut down the Angry Ken live shout box because you tards cluttered it up with your constant spam ad crap.  Way to take away the livelihood of many people.  You don’t even know how to speak English!

“Your project is might relevant.  I should like to promote you to I friends.  Keep work up good for project.”

F*CK YOU!!  It’s people like you that have ruined the internet, making it damn near impossible to get any use out of it.  I hope you’re happy!  Keep it up, and you will really feel the wrath of Angry Ken!

In one of the best quotes I have ever heard, Phoenix Suns’ guard Raja Bell said of Kobe Bryant, “I have no respect for him. I think he’s a pompous, arrogant individual.”

Right on Raja! Kobe is an ass, and he deserved to get clotheslined by you. 

But since it’s Kobe Bryant, Bell is being suspended for game 6.  Total crap!  Kobe was throwing elbows on Bell throughout the game.  If I were Raja, I’d be pissed off too.  I guess Kobe thinks that since he’s Kobe, he can get away with that kind of stuff.  I don’t know why anyone would like this guy.  Sure, he is a great player, but he is, well, see Bell’s previous comments.  I couldn’t have said it better myself.

In shocking news, there was a shooting after a rap concert. Wow, really?

As soon as I read “Club Ritz” in the paper it all made sense. Except the part that a club named after a cracker is the most ghetto place in town? This is what you get when you have an after party for a rap concert at the most ghettofied establishment in Cincinnati. And everyobody knows that when you put a bunch of ghetto people together, something bad is gonna happen. Ghetto people do not know how to control themselves in public. And since they all think they represent the “streets” or some idiotic form of “thug life” that they have to carry guns and throw down with anyone who happens to be there.

What the hell are a bunch of wannabe gangsters, or “wanksters”, doing driving down the highway firing shots at some rapper’s entourage? Do they not have anything better to do? The answer is no, they really don’t. Because when dey is dissed, dey gots to represent dey click, or some dumb shit like that.

So if you don’t want shootings and gang wars to keep happening around here, you need to shut down “Da Ritz” before more people get killed. But if you ask me, as long as the gangsters are only killing each other than be my guest. But unfortunately, someone innocent is bound to get caught up in it. Shut that place down. Yeah you’ll upset all the hood rats and thugs, but who cares? What positive contribution do they make to society? Selling crack out of your leased Escalade is not a legitimate means of business. Pull your pants up, wear a shirt that actually fits, get a job, and grow up!

I don’t think I’ve ever seen anyone be more on someone else’s jock than John Salley is on Kobe Bryant’s. Salley’s reasoning why Kobe should be MVP? Kobe scored 81 points in a game and he dunked on Steve Nash (which actually should have been called an offensive foul). Everyone knows the “Best Damn Sports Show Period” is one of the worst sports programs ever created, but John Salley just proved how big of an idiot he truly is. John Salley, you ARE a sally. You were a nobody in the NBA and you’re a nobody in the world of sports shows. For a guy who actually played the game, you don’t know a whole lot about it. My god you are an IDIOT! And let me remind you like I have reminded all the morons who agree wth you. The MVP award is for the regular season. That doesn’t go to the person who scores the most points. That’s the scoring title. Get off of Kobe’s nuts, Salley, and worry about how to not look like a clueless dipshit on national tv. Although it’s not like a whole lot of people are watching your crappy show anyway.

And Smush Parker has had Nash on lockdown? What fucking games are you watching?! Nash has had to do everything in this series. He needs someone else on his team to step up and help.