As I’ve mentioned before, I will soon be moving to Los Angeles, California. Actually, I plan to leave on February 1st. My friend Ryan and I will be making the long drive from Cincinnati to L.A., all the while filming the entire journey.

The show, entitled “Heartland Transplant,” is going to be featured on Netscape.com, with the possibility of being featured on additional sites. I’ll be posting links once the first episode is available in a few weeks. So tune in and watch me make an idiot of myself during the crazy adventure.

Angry Ken is going to take over Hollywood!

When I head out to Los Angeles in a few weeks, I have many goals I plan to get accomplished. But none are more important than the following…

Locate and marry one of these women.

1. Alexis Bledel - Hottie from “Gilmore Girls” and “Sin City.” And she can be so darn cute too!

2. Lacey Chabert - I’ve been in love with her for years. I don’t think I need to explain why. Soooo hot.

3. Melissa Auf der Maur - “Who is she?” you ask. Well, she used to be in Courtney Love’s band Hole, but now she has her own gig. And, she’s a hot rocker chick. It doesn’t get any better than that!

Which one of these lovely ladies will be lucky enough to be the future Mrs. Angry Ken? Only time and my own sense of delusion will tell.

You wanna start the year off with a bang? I intend to.  Angry Ken is going to LA in a few weeks. And chances are, he’s going to end up in jail.  Why? For doing what just about everyone else in the world would love to do.

I AM GOING TO BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF KEVIN FEDERLINE!!!

Make no mistake.  If I am ever in the same place as this human pile of garbage, and I spot his sorry ass, I am charging!  So if within the next couple months you hear about K-Fed being brutally assaulted, you’ll know who did it.

2007 is the year of Angry Ken.

To take what’s mine!