I was recently hired on as a navigator for Netscape.com, so come check me out. You can find me under the name “Angry Ken.” Clever, huh?

Most of my work is done in the Sports channel, so sign up today and join the online sensation that is Netscape!

Angry Ken has a new partner in crime, and her name is the TweekerChick.

Not only does she write for FHM, she kicks online ass too. Just like yours truly. So after you’re done getting pissed off by me, go check out the Tweeker Chick.

Do breakfast cereals still get the same fanfare they did when I was a kid? I just remember watching cartoons in the morning and seeing commercials for the new marshmallow in Lucky Charms or a new swirl in Cinnamon Toast Crunch.  Then you’d beg your mom to buy you the cereal so you could experience the new thrill of Trix were actually shaped like the fruit flavors they represented.

Does that still happen with kids today, or did the cereals reach their peak when I was younger?

Just how cookoo for Cocoa Puffs are people today?

I have self diagnosed myself with Attention Deficit Disorder or A.D.D. But not just any A.D.D. This is what I like to call E.A.D.D. (Entertainment Attention Deficit Disorder). This is when one form of media simply will not do.

Take me for example. I often cannot stick to watching a movie, tv show, playing a video game, or surfing the net. I have to do it all at once. I start to watch something, then decide I want to pause it (Tivo) and start playing a video game. Or check my email. Or write on my stupid blog. Or see what bball game is on. You get the idea.

I suppose I just have an insatiable appetite for all things electronic entertainment. Maybe I could get some entertainment Ritalin.

This is an actual comment left by a Hinder supporter on one of my posts.

HinderFan4Lyvfe says:

“U a nobdy who dont make musc at all!!!11 At least hinder got the clap ferm sum grooupie they took turns assfuckingg adn cuming on! UNLIkE YOU! UR 2 UGLY 4 dISESE RIDEN GROUPIES aDN BET YOU NEVER DRUNK URSELF N2 A COMA EITHER! HUH!?!?!?!?!?!??!”

I really don’t know if I should be insulted or complimented. I just know my points are even more valid regarding the suckitude of Hinder and friends.

…that’s where I wanna be. I think. Either way, I’m here now, right smack dab in the middle of it. And I’m a long way from home.

I’ve never seen so many fancy cars in my life. It almost makes me not want a Mercedes or BMW, because everyone out here has one. You literally cannot turn around without seeing a car like this. I just looked out the window and counted four.  even Bentleys are commonplace.
Anyway, I’m going to keep a list of celebrities I see.  Here it is so far:

Jay Mohr

Donatella Versace (along with paparazzi)