Would anyone out there be apposed to a 5-year ban on radio play for the band Nirvana, or does everyone like hearing 15 year old songs played every half hour?

I have nothing against Nirvana, but for god’s sake, I don’t need to hear “Smells Like Teen Spirit” or “Heart Shaped Box” 30 times everyday! There has been no break from these and other Nirvana songs for years. Cobain has been dead for 15 years. Is this some really annoying way of honoring him? Why not just create a radio station that plays nothing but Nirvana around the clock? Not that they aren’t close to that already. I might appreciate these songs more if I didn’t have to hear them all the freaking time! Tell me I’m not the only one who feels this way. I commute roughly 45 minutes to and from work everyday, and it is guaranteed that I will hear at least one Nirvana song going either way. I say enough is enough!

Another band I could go my entire life without hearing again is Sublime. Now I know all the potheads, stoners, and burnouts will say,

“No way man! Sublime is cool man. You don’t know music man.”

But what I do know is that I don’t want to hear them on the radio anymore. They are overplayed almost as much as Nirvana. Note to all other musicians: if you want to get your music played to the point of exhaustion, be dead!

But since I moved to Los Angeles a couple months ago, I’ve noticed one very good thing about the radio stations here.

KROQ NEVER plays Hinder!!! And I love it!!!

I think it’s time the letters X and Z switched roles in the English language. For example, whenever you would use a z, now you’d use x, and vice versa. So, pizza would become pixxa, zebra would be xebra, xylophone to zylophone, zoo to xoo and many more.

Now this can get tricky. What with words such as ox and oz totally changing the meaning of an entire sentence, even history.

“The Wizard of Oz?” No more. Now it’s “The Wixard of Ox.” Perhaps ox stands for oxen, which is now ozen, rendering this movie completely nonsensical.

The popular HBO prison show “Oz” would become “Ox.” Perhaps about ozen in prison. Unfortunately, ozen went ezsticnt quite a long time ago.

ZZ Top would be renamed XX Top. One more X and this is no longer your parents’ kind of music. That is if triple z movies have not been outlawed.
This will take us all some getting used to, but it will be worth it in the long run. This is going to change the way we look at z’s and x’s. The revolution is here, and it is ezciting and ezcellent!

Live every day like it’s shark week.

I know I do!

Living in Los Angeles is a real pain in the ass. Actually, living is exactly the problem. I can’t find an apartment because everyone here in an a$$hole. What is the reason for an apartment complex not allowing large dogs? What’s the damn difference between having a 40 pound dog and a larger one? WHAT DO THEY THINK A BIG DOG IS GOING TO DO!!? It’s g#&damn bullcrap! My roommate’s dog is one of the best behaved mutts I’ve ever seen, yet these a$$holes won’t allow him. WTF?! I can’t even count the number of cool apartments we’ve had to cross off because of this.

AAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!

Traffic, no dogs allowed, and a$$holes are 3 reasons LA pisses me off. We’ll see what else comes along to add to this.

For the life of me, I don’t know how someone cannot own a television. Especially people with money that can afford one. This just does not make sense. I personally could not live without tv. Not owning a tv shows me that one does not like sports, and that simply will not stand. Get a tv and watch something good, like a bowling tournament.

That sh*t is redonkey kong!
OUT!