The NBA Playoffs started this week, and it’s gotten me in a nostalgic mood. People don’t get excited for NBA basketball like they used to, mainly due in part to the fact that the NBA is no longer on NBC (more on that later). But I did find a clip that I remember dearly. This still gives me goosebumps. Enjoy!

Other than weirdo hippies, does anyone actually listen to Bjork? Are there people that actually say,

“I’m going to go to Best Buy today and buy the new Bjork cd”?

Who is supporting and encouraging Bjork to keep making music for as long as she has? I know she thinks she’s being artsy and all that crap, but it just comes across as being weird, confusing, and stupid. I just watched her perfom on SNL and can’t help get the letters W, T, and F out of my head. What the hell did I just watch? Hey, the colors of the keys on that piano were reversed (white keys were black, black keys white). Maybe it’s her way of making a statement about race relations in America.

But on another note, Scarlett Johansson is unbelievably drop dead fuhreakin’ gorgeous. Wawaweewa!

I heart Scar Jo.

From Brooks:

I am tired of the general media. Take the Virginia Tech massacre for instance. Within 3 hours of this tragedy the national media (NBC, ABC, CBS) began to question the VT administration because they should have known or should have done more. Can we please sit back and try to recover from this tragedy before the media tries to make a news story out of it? Can we just take this for what it is and begin the process of getting our lives back together? Let me let you in on a little secret. No they (VT) couldn’t have done more. This guy is crazy, plain and simple. Thank god he is dead and doesn’t get the opportunity to reproduce. For those of you who haven’t been to VT, it is a campus up in the mountains of Virginia and consists 25,000 students. I would say that this is not a school but a city and you cannot shut down a city because some crazy person shoots some people. Think about shutting down Indianapolis for a day because a bad crack deal went down. We would never get anything done! Then they have the audacity to show his “Manifest” on the Nightly News! Are you kidding me? Now we are going to immortalize this guy? What was the point of showing that? What does that solve? Is someone in the TV audience going to all of the sudden come up with a solution to all of this? I don’t think so. This was done for ratings and to further de-sensitize us. I am willing to bet that some other crazy person saw the news that night and is now deciding to do the same because he was inspired by this guy. WAY TO GO NBC! Way to further the erosion of our culture. Way to indirectly kill another couple of people. Imus isn’t allowed to say what he wants on his shock radio show, but you can show the last message of a mass murderer? I bet that newscast did more to ruin the lives of innocent people than Imus saying that the Rutgers women basketball team is ugly. Way to go!

Sent in by Anonymous:

can somebody please get over the fact that just because im 27th in my class does not mean that i am smart! i mean seriously! i was getting help on some papers today because i seriously did not know how to do it and then some dip ass of a girl comes up to me ands like “you should be able to know how to do this stuff. your 27th in your class.” and i was like what the hell..i really dont know how to do it. gah it makes me so mad..and its just a number. who cares. number 1 needs help sometimes too. has anyone else ever had this problem?

Angry Ken says: 27th overall in your class huh? That’s quite an accomplishment (unless your class only has 30 people in it). My guess is the ranking didn’t consider English class. I kid of course. Maybe they got tired of helping everyone and right after number 28 they just said the hell with it. My advice is to get help from 26, 25, and so on until one of them is not a dip ass. But if you get all the way to numero uno without any luck, then I guess you’re screwed. Wikipedia is also a great resource.

What do you get when you mix rich Euro trash with “The Fast and the Furious?” The movie “Redline,” which opens in theaters today. Will I see it? F*#@ NO! I bet this movie will make F&F look like an Oscar winner.

Obviously I do not have to see this movie to know that it is an absolute suckfest. Come on! The biggest star in the movie is Eddie Griffin? I know America is filled with idiots, but even they should feel insulted. And apparently the only selling point to this film is cool cars and hot girls, which I can see anywhere on the internet, or on the streets out here in Beverly Hills for that matter.

If there’s one upside to all this, it’s knowing that if a steaming pile of monkey crap like this can get made, then anything I write on a napkin can become a movie. Although I must admit, I will probably watch this movie (not at a theater) to see just how bad it really is, then think of all the ways I could’ve made it entertaining.

This is the coolest thing EVER!

Well they finally fixed the “HOLLYWOOD” sign after that big fire…

Personally, I think it’s a vast improvement.

…’til Angry Ken destroyed Hollywood.

GO REDS!!!!