Recently I was unlucky enough to watch the pilot of ‘Cavemen’, and I am at a loss for words. So I will just say this.
‘CAVEMEN’ IS THE ABSOLUTE WORST F**CKING SHOW I HAVE EVER SEEN!
‘Cavemen’ is based on the Geico commercials. While the commercials were pretty funny, the ABC show is a complete disaster. I watched the entire thing and did not laugh once. I’m serious. The commercials were about modern day cavemen dealing with people thinking they were less intelligent than the rest of society. The show seems to take the position that cavemen are an entirely different race and are shunned by everyone else for being inferior. If I found this insulting, imagine what the people that the writers were clearly trying to mirror are going to think.
I can’t even tell you how much I hated this poor excuse for a sitcom. It really is that bad. I can guarandamntee that this pile of crap will not last more than three eposides. And I am being extremely generous with that prediction. If the people over at ABC manage to pull their heads out of their asses, this show will never see the light of day.
Will these three cavemen be the end of mankind as we know it? I say yes.
For a few weeks now I had been looking forward to the release of NASCAR 08 for the Xbox 360, only to have my dreams of unleashing my inner Ricky Bobby broken to pieces.
NASCAR 08 is worse than the Toyota Camry stock car. I’d almost rather go to a Fallout Boy concert than play this game. Almost.
From a visual standpoint the game is gorgeous. It almost looks like an actual NASCAR race on tv. Unfortunately, that’s where the positives end. This game is hard as hell! Add that you can’t play more than one player other than online is just a plain kick in the teeth. If I can’t send my buddies into the wall at 150 mph then what’s the point?
I thought NASCAR 08 would be totally blown. Instead, this game just plain blows.
Looks like yours truly was mentioned in Netscape’s Wikipedia page. After over a year and a half of nonsensical ranting, my work is finally being noticed with the smallest of internet blurbs. Now all I need is for some crazy fan to make the Angry Ken page on Wikipedia.
A couple months ago I heard this song while riding back from the impound lot with friend/enemy Eliot. Thanks to some ingenious planning his car was towed from my townhouse complex. That’s another story, but I can assure you it wasn’t my fault.
Anyway, this weird-ass song was playing from his ipod and it kinda scared me a little. Rather than inquire of its origins, I took my leave of the vehicle, escaping the mysterious collection of sounds forever.
Or so I thought…
Shortly thereafter, the one they call “Eliot” sent me a curious link, to which I clicked. This is what I found. (Consider this my returning gift to you 3 “loyal” readers.
While I was even more confused and frightened than before, this “song” started to grow on me. Now I have to listen to it at least once everyday to keep the oopma loompas from coming for me in the middle of the night.
Will these three cavemen be the end of mankind as we know it? I say yes.
