When I’m right I’m right, damnit! Guess who’s house got raided by the SWAT team last night. That’s right. My over-sized shirt wearing, slang talking, gangsta leanin’ piece of sh*t neighbors.

PROBLEM SOLVED!

I don’t know who tipped off the feds, but they busted in there and came out with loads of marijuana, cocaine, and firearms. I totally had to hold in the laughter as they brought these jokers out in handcuffs.

I mean, these must be the dumbest criminals ever. If your house is full of illegal drugs and guns, you’d think you would NOT blast rap music at all hours of the day and NOT hang outside with 10 of your home boys looking like the cover of some rap album. I guess the phrase “lay low” means nothing to them.

But, a few convictions on drug possession and trafficking ought to keep these jackasses from ever moving back in.

Then again, this is f*cking California.

Is this what I would be like as a cartoon? I need to figure out how to make this my ring tone, or everyone else’s ring tone for when I call them.

There’s this guy who calls himself Jimmy Justice, but he’s really just a jerkoff. He goes around the streets of New York looking for police officers who are supposedly breaking the law, doing things like parking in front of fire hydrants or making illegal U-turns. See for yourself…

Annoyed yet? You should be because this guy is a total lunatic. What “Jimmy Justice” is doing is not a service as he claims it to be. What he’s doing is annoying the living crap out of police officers. It’s hard enough being a cop in New York, but just imagine trying to do your job with this attention seeking loser pointing a camera in your face.

Here is why cops can get away with doing these types of things: They’re COPS! It’s called perks of the job. This Jimmy guy needs to start looking for real problems, not police officers making U-Turns after tending to police business. Did he ever stop to think that maybe the reason cops park where normal people are not allowed to is because they need to be close enough to their patrol cars in case of an emergency? And it’s not like he comes up to them and kindly points these observations out. In typical New York fashion, he verbally accosts them about these minor “violations.”

Jimmy Justice should consider himself lucky that he hasn’t pissed off the wrong cop and caught a baton to the face. Now that’s something I’d like to see caught on video.

I used to think the townhouse complex I lived in was pretty peaceful and nice, then these damn thugs moved in next door. And of course these pieces of wannabe gangster sh*t have to blast their lame ass rap music to prove how hard they are in the suburbs of Northridge. As I write this, the bass is literally rattling my living room wall and it’s f**king annoying! It’s one thing to play your garbage in your chromed out P.O.S. Suburban, but people live here and can’t just make a left turn to get away from your dumbass.

This is why I hate thugs like this. There only purpose on earth it to annoy and commit crimes. I don’t need to live next door to them, especially when they have like 20 of their homies coming in and out at all hours of the night.

How many hours a day do you need to listen to bass rattling music in your living room? Who are you trying to impress? No one (especially where I live) thinks you are hard or a “gangsta”. Get a f*cking job and stop being a waste of space living off you’re parents’ bus accident settlement.