The Bengals special teams didn’t even give Carson Palmer and the Cincinnati offense a chance to take the field in the closing minutes against Seattle, resulting in another winnable game to slip through their hands. In the final two minutes, the three-ring circus that is the Bengals’ defense failed to get a crucial stop and gave up their 927th touchdown pass in 3 games. Meanwhile the “run first, use strategy later” return team managed to cough up the ball at the worst possible time. The only thing missing was the Benny Hill music.
With this loss, the Bengals will go into the by week 1-3 (I give the Bengals D no chance at stopping New England). Another 8-8 year? Maybe if we’re lucky.
Due to the overwhelming popularity of the “don’t tase me, bro” guy, I’ve decided to refer to the remaining days of September as “Tase-Mania.” So let’s all enjoy these last “tase” of summer. Because if you ain’t tasin’, you ain’t tryin’.
This is freakin’ hilarious! Some dumbass college student gets rightfully tasered by police after acting like a complete jackass at a John Kerry speech. Now I don’t like John Kerry one bit, but this kid got what he deserved.
You know what I’ve done and plan to keep on doing this weekend? Absolutely nothing! And it’s been everything I thought it could be.
The biggest weekend event comes tomorrow morning when the Bengals play the Cleveland Clowns. This should be an easy win, but I won’t be satisfied with anything less than a two-touchdown victory. And much furniture will be thrown should the Bengals manage to lose. But Cleveland really really really sucks.
I wonder how many quarters into the game it takes them to put Brady Quinn in. If you ask me, they might as well seeing that their season is already over just one game in. But then again, this is Cleveland we’re talking about.
Look at that. A post about laziness managed to turn into a discussion of football. Much like everything in life should.
I might do this every week, I might not. I didn’t do it for week 1, so looks like I already blew it. Either way, here are my picks (in bold) to win in the NFL this week:
* Atlanta Falcons at Jacksonville Jaguars
* Buffalo Bills at Pittsburgh Steelers - I still hate the Steelers.
* Cincinnati Bengals at Cleveland Browns - Bengals should stomp the clowns.
* Green Bay Packers at New York Giants
* Houston Texans at Carolina Panthers
* Indianapolis Colts at Tennessee Titans
* New Orleans Saints at Tampa Bay Buccaneers
* San Francisco 49ers at St. Louis Rams
* Dallas Cowboys at Miami Dolphins
* Kansas City Chiefs at Chicago Bears
* Minnesota Vikings at Detroit Lions
* New York Jets at Baltimore Ravens
* Oakland Raiders at Denver Broncos
* Seattle Seahawks at Arizona Cardinals
* San Diego Chargers at New England Patriots - Bill Belichick is a prick and the Patriots are a group of classless cheaters. Since I hate them, they’ll end up winning.
* Washington Redskins at Philadelphia Eagles
For more stuff about the NFL, check out Mahalo.com
What a f**king baby Kanye West is. Can you believe this guy? Talk about a sore loser, especially when it comes to an MTV award. Doesn’t he know that winning an MTV video award pretty much means you suck? In this video you can hear him say something about being tired of pop (music). Wake up Kanye! You are pop. You used to be cool but now you are as mainstream as anyone.
Kanye West has sucked ever since he swapped his backpack for Diddy-style sunglasses.
There are very few times that I have ever considered walking out of a movie before it has ended. Rob Zombie’s version of Halloween made me want to run out of the theater, dig a hole, and bury my head in it until I forgot that I had actually paid money to see such an atrocity of film making. Oh yes, it was that bad.
Rob Zombie at some point thought to himself that the original Halloween just wasn’t how he envisioned it should be, so he decided that he would make his own version of it. Mr. Zombie must’ve thought there should be a remake of Halloween that took all the suspense, excitement, and thrills of the original classic flick and completely toss them out the window. But kids today are dumb enough to go see anything labeled a horror movie, especially one with “Halloween” in the title.
I haven’t seem the original Halloween in quite some time, so it’s not like I’m comparing the two. The 2007 incarnation is just a big, nonsensical killing spree. The same unoriginal murder scene happens over and over again. Teens have sex, Michael comes in, kills the boyfriend, then chases the topless girl around until she’s dead. This literally happens three or four times.
And the big explanation for why Michael Myers was a demented killer? Oh, he was just born that way. How creative. My new mission is to get the $20 I spent on this movie back from Rob Zombie himself. So if anyone happens to know where he lives or how to get a hold of him that would help.
Long story short, this movie absolutely sucks, so don’t see it. Go watch the original for a good, classic scare.
Rob Zombie should not be allowed to make movies
Chocolate tase!
