If you like wrestling, then you’ll like this. If you don’t like wrestling, then what the hell do you like?
The Best WrestleMania matches ever (or at least the best ones that are on youtube in their entirety.)
Good, ol’ fashion rasslin’! There are certainly much less awesome things out there.
I know there’s a really good chance that the Bengals will lose to the Steelers Sunday, but what the heck. I still revile the Steelers and their fans.
Who knows. If the defense doesn’t give up a million points, we might have a shot.
I know I shouldn’t give a damn about any of this, but I can’t help it. Douchebags are a detriment to our society, and Spencer Pratt is head of the DB army. Just see for yourself.
I would gladly spend multiple days in jail to punch this prick right in the face. The FACE! Better yet, I’d pay a little kid $100 to kick him square in the junk. Only he probably wouldn’t even notice if he got hit there.
What a douchebag. Spencer Pratt, you are a D.O.U.C.H.E.B.A.G!
The Cincinnati Bengals are pathetic, and it’s not just the defense anymore. The entire coaching staff should be fired Monday morning. This team has no discipline, no direction, and things aren’t going to get better. No team with this much talent should be this bad. Clean house and get some competent coaches in here to fix this mess.
It’s a real shame that so many people nowadays take God and religion for granted. Especially punkass teenagers who aren’t old enough or smart enough to think for themselves.
He says OK now, but he’s gonna feel really shitty when there’s no Xbox under that tree on Christmas morning.
After three consecutive losses, the Cincinnati Bengals got back on the winning side of things, besting the Bye Week 27-14.
“It feels good man. It’s good when things go your way,” said Bengals WR Chad Johnson. Johnson torched the Bye Week’s secondary for 153 yards and two touchdowns. “I had some touchdown celebrations I’d been saving for a few weeks. I finally got to give the crowd what it really wants, the best entertainer in the NFL.”
Bengals coach Marvin Lewis was also relieved to see his team finally show some consistency, especially on defense.
“We knew the Bye Week was going to come in fresh and rested up,” said Lewis, whose team had a short week after playing New England Monday night. “We had a lot of guys banged up and playing on short rest, but we also got some of our guys back to fill out our defense.” Lewis attributed a deeper bench to rest the defense got by falling asleep on the field during the first four weeks of the season. “We rescheduled team naps to after the game rather than during. I think that made a big difference.”
The Bengals advance to 2-3 and the season with the win. Meanwhile, the Bye Week coaching staff is left scratching their heads at what was supposed to be their day off.
If anyone needs to be purposely tasered it’s this Chris Crocker nutjob. The sooner this guy goes away the better. But Hollywood won’t let that happen easily now will they? What do they do? They give him his own show. That way his message of “children should curse” can be heard by everyone that shouldn’t (that being everyone). The world is fucked up because of idiots like this, and the people that support Chris Crocker have no soul.
Set your tasers to fry!
Let me start by saying that I loved the tv show “Jackass” as well as the movies. But I will not watch the new show “Dr. Steve-O”.
If you don’t know anything about Steve-O, I’ll sum it up like this. The man should be sterilized. And I’m not joking. He is nothing short of a complete idiot. I guess this is what happens when you combine massive amounts of illegal drugs and alcohol with a free pass to do any dumbass stunt that comes to your primitive mind.
From what I’ve heard, the premise of the show is “Dr.” Steve-O showing supposed wussies how to be manly men.
Allow me to speak for all males when I say that Steve-O does not represent our species in any way, nor should he. EVER! If being manly requires diving headfirst into ceiling fans or lighting one’s genitals on fire, then our society is in a sadder state than I thought.
Anyone in need of advice on how to be a real man, look no further than Chuck Norris.
Luckily for Chicago fans, even shitty teams can make the playoffs in baseball. Seriously. All the cubs had to do was be 8 games above .500 in baseball’s worst division. And they celebrate this monumental achievement in mediocrity with bottles of champagne.
I guess Cub fans need something to be happy about. I mean, we all know none of them have jobs (much like the thousands of unemployed Steeler fans) which is why you spend your time at other towns’ ballparks, following a team that hasn’t won anything in like 300 years. This is why I hate living in LA, because I didn’t get to go to the final series in Cincinnati. The fact that my stadium was filled with all these degenerate losers just makes me sick. Now I know that there weren’t many Reds fans there due to the fact that this was yet another lost season, much like the last 12. But I wish I could’ve at least been there to help fight off the blue masses. (On a side note, I’ve been to these games before, and Cub fans are some of the most obnoxious jerkoffs I’ve ever seen.)
My only hope is that we have another Bartman incident, so everyone can see their true colors. Or maybe the Cubs can follow in the Cardinals’ footsteps and become the worst team to ever win a world series.
