I had nothing (much) to do with the previous posts other than hosting them (which got me major traffic). But now on it’s back to important things…

FOOTBALL!

I hate to admit it, but I am actually going to be pulling for the Steelers to beat New England this weekend.

Now you might be saying to yourself, “hey Angry Ken, I thought you hated the Steelers so much that you would rather eat a 6 year old tuna sandwich than see them win any game?”

Normally that would be the case, but we have to look at the big picture. The New England Patriots must be stopped. Them going undefeated is bad for all of us and will only result in even more idiotic Bostonians coming out of the woodwork with their ridiculously obnoxious accents screaming about the likes of “chowda” and “Booaustin.”

So while I may be in the corner of the Steelers this weekend (like I was Baltimore’s) I still hate everything about that city and team, especially those dirt ball fans.

And if the Steelers don’t win, sending Tom Brady’s pansy ass off the field on a stretcher would be a suitable consolation.

I hereby propose that the Cincinnati Bengals change their nickname to the Cincinnati Quitters, because that is exactly what they are.

No effort in the 2nd half whatsoever. I am absolutely disgusted.

And because of this deplorable effort, my 8-game fantasy league win streak has been snapped. To hell with this team.

These Bengals are one of the most pathetic football teams I’ve ever seen. And I watched them during the 90s! This is so fucking embarrassing.

Don’t worry, Miami. You’ll be at least 1-15.