Not only is Los Angeles designed like they let some drunk play a real life version of Sim City, I’m pretty sure that the actual roads are designed to destroy the cars that drive on them everyday. I don’t think there is a single stretch of smooth pavement longer than 50 feet. With the amount of driving I do here, I’m amazed my car hasn’t been rattled to pieces yet. It makes the most sense that the car dealerships in Los Angeles made some kind of deal with the city for them to pave really crappy roads, therefore dishing out some heavy wear and tear on car, forcing people to buy new ones sooner than they normally would. Yep, that’s my theory.
This wouldn’t be an issue if I had a flying Delorean or one of those George Jetson cars. 2008 my ass.









