I’m not going to sit here and write a 10-page diatribe about the new Batman movie like every other wannabe film critic jackass. I’ll just say that the film was absolutely amazing and that Heath Ledger played the role of The Joker to perfection. It’s such a shame that Ledger won’t be able to reprise the role ever again.

The Dark Knight is about as close to a perfect movie as you can get. This is one film that lives up to all the hype and more. I give it a 10/10.

You know, if you have a time machine, you should share it with the world and not hold on to it for your own personal gain.

Take Hollywood for example. For years, filmmakers have been going into the future to steal ideas from movies that haven’t even been made yet; like when Stanley Kubrik traveled through time and stole The Simpsons‘ idea for The Shinning. He changed one letter in the title and thought he could get away with it. Let’s also not forget Ghostbusters, a complete ripoff of The Frighteners starring Micheal J. Fox. Star Trek?. There would have never been a Captain Kirk without Captain Picard.

These Hollywood con artists need to be more creative and stop keeping time-travel technology from the rest of humanity.

I decided I should use my camera more. Here’s what today brought about.

107k miles and still drives great. You can keep your Bimmers and Benzes.

Oh look, traffic. It must be anytime between 12:01 am and 11:59 pm.

Parking used to be an issue here at the office. There were just too many cars and not enough spaces. No longer an issue. We didn’t even need more room.

Dark windows, thumb scanner and no sign indicating what it is. Nothing sketchy about this place at all.

Mr. Blind Cone ready for another day at the office.

Group photo. (From left: Stupidest things ever said calendar, football, rubix, Barbaro w/remote, Poquito Mas tortilla chips, Mr. Blind Cone w/headphones)

Here we have the highlight of the day.

Tell us how you really feel, Brad.

Tell us how you really feel, Andrea.

This is how you tie up a boat:

1. Get a boat.

2. Get some rope.

3. Figure out what you want to tie the boat to. Trees, rocks and groups of small children are options.

4. Tie one end of the rope to the boat and tie the other end to whatever tree, rock or child(ren) you have selected.

5. If you did it right, the boat won’t go anywhere.

There you have it!

Pretzels tied using nautical knots