I decided to write an email to the Bengals regarding some money they owe me. I’ll post the response if I get one:

Dear Cincinnati Bengals franchise,

I am writing to request that your organization reimburse to me the sum of $207.50, the amount of Direct TV’s NFL Sunday Ticket subscription. I ordered the service in order to watch the Bengals games from the state of California. However, I am dissatisfied and disappointed with your sub-par product and do not find it worth the money I have spent. Therefore, I request that you cover the expense.

You may send a check to me at **** Northridge, CA 91324.

Thank you,
Ken —–

Since I do such a great job of keeping this blog so up-to-date with amazing content, I’ve decided to start another blog: http://thiscariscrap.blogspot.com/

ENJOY!

I forgot that I’m on Twitter, that stupid site for big blowhards that think they’re important. So, I’ve decided to use it to express my anger about EVERYTHING. I’ll figure out how to make my “twitterings” automatically appear on this site so people don’t have to actually go to twitter. That will be fun. In the meantime, go here:

http://twitter.com/AngryKen

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The Bengals will finish 6-10 this season, at best. It’s going to be ugly. Real ugly.

Without further ado, here are my AFC North Predictions:
Steelers: 10-6
Browns: 8-8
Bengals: 6-10
Ravens 5-11

The Bengals will beat the Ravens in Week 1 by a score of 17-7. On the flipside, Baltimore is starting rookie quarterback Joe Flacco, and we know how the Bengals like to make unknown rookie QBs look like the second coming of Johnny Unitas.

Chad Ocho Cinco should at least make things entertaining.