Sunday, July 29th 2007


Angry Ken’s review of ‘Cavemen’ (insert your own expletive here)
posted @ 8:16 pm in [ Entertainment ]

Recently I was unlucky enough to watch the pilot of ‘Cavemen’, and I am at a loss for words. So I will just say this.

‘CAVEMEN’ IS THE ABSOLUTE WORST F**CKING SHOW I HAVE EVER SEEN!

‘Cavemen’ is based on the Geico commercials. While the commercials were pretty funny, the ABC show is a complete disaster. I watched the entire thing and did not laugh once. I’m serious. The commercials were about modern day cavemen dealing with people thinking they were less intelligent than the rest of society. The show seems to take the position that cavemen are an entirely different race and are shunned by everyone else for being inferior. If I found this insulting, imagine what the people that the writers were clearly trying to mirror are going to think.

I can’t even tell you how much I hated this poor excuse for a sitcom. It really is that bad. I can guarandamntee that this pile of crap will not last more than three eposides. And I am being extremely generous with that prediction. If the people over at ABC manage to pull their heads out of their asses, this show will never see the light of day.

tm76783.jpgWill these three cavemen be the end of mankind as we know it? I say yes.


6 Responses to “Angry Ken’s review of ‘Cavemen’ (insert your own expletive here)”

  1. Luke Says:

    I shall do my part and watch this show from the beginning. That’s the only way I know of to guarantee a show gets canceled…

    You owe me, Ken.

  2. SCG Says:

    HAHA! luke is trying to get a bootleg copy from ken.

  3. nemesis Says:

    So the show sucks yet you watch it. So you sayeth you suck to.

  4. zDom Says:

    Geico. It’s so easy even nemesis can do it.

  5. Tigli Says:

    Aside from the first one or two commercials, I’ve had a hard time finding humor in anything about these cavemen. When I heard a couple of months ago that they were getting their own show, I was convinced it was some sort of publicity stunt for Geico. I can’t believe that ABC would or could possibly think that this would be a success. And if by some tragic twist of events this show DOES become popular, I’m moving to Cuba.

  6. El Conquistador Says:

    More hippie bullshit…
    “If Bush gets elected, I’m moving to Canada”
    then it was if he got re-elected…
    Save us all the heartache and just move to Cuba right now. Go stand in a breadline with your commie comrades.

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