When I head out to Los Angeles in a few weeks, I have many goals I plan to get accomplished. But none are more important than the following…
Locate and marry one of these women.
1. Alexis Bledel - Hottie from “Gilmore Girls” and “Sin City.” And she can be so darn cute too!
2. Lacey Chabert - I’ve been in love with her for years. I don’t think I need to explain why. Soooo hot.
3. Melissa Auf der Maur - “Who is she?” you ask. Well, she used to be in Courtney Love’s band Hole, but now she has her own gig. And, she’s a hot rocker chick. It doesn’t get any better than that!
Which one of these lovely ladies will be lucky enough to be the future Mrs. Angry Ken? Only time and my own sense of delusion will tell.
January 17th, 2007 at 12:53 pm
1) Alexis Bledel:
I agree. She IS a cutey.
2) Lacey Chabert:
Never heard of her before now, but I googled her and she is also nice to look at.
3) Melissa Auf der Maur:
Er … not so much. Never heard of her either until now, but I googled her and she just doesn’t quite do it for me.
Even if she WAS pretty, I have to invoke the “skank by association” rule due to her former association with Courtney Love, reigning Queen of Skankovia.
Hope you enjoy your visit to L.A. I was born in Orange (yep, I’m a real life Orange County person ;)) and did my freshman through junior years of high school there before moving to Misery..er Missouri.
If you get a chance, check out Orangeland, a recreational vehicle park located about a mile from Disneyland. My grandfolks own the place. It’s one of the nicest mid-sized RV parks in the country.
Oh yea - while yer cruising L.A., could you put in a good word for me with Olivia Munn?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Olivia_Munn
Unlike you, I don’t think I will every marry again (knock on wood…) but I wouldn’t mind paying Miss Munn some child support for the next 18 years
I think we would make beautiful babies together.
Heck, I’m willing to make UGLY babies with her even
Anyway, enjoy yer trip but no slacking: you should find plenty to enrage you there so post accordingly
January 17th, 2007 at 2:06 pm
sorry dude, Miss Munn has a boyfriend. it says that on the wikipedia account
January 18th, 2007 at 1:55 pm
Pfffft. Boyfriends come and go. I’m sure she’ll dump him when she finds out I’m willing to father her children!
January 18th, 2007 at 8:33 pm
ALL HAIL FEKLAAR, HE HOARDES THE VOMEN!
January 19th, 2007 at 1:14 pm
you need to mix in a blonde. we have more fun, ya know….
January 19th, 2007 at 6:32 pm
I’m from the Show-Me State, Jodi …
January 20th, 2007 at 6:03 pm
Blondes claim they have more fun but anyone who has to repeatedly talk about how much fun they are simply try too hard.
And brunettes are typically more educated and articulate so men get the best of both worlds with us.
Oh, BTW Ken, I think you just meeting any girl who isn’t bi-polar or just plain crazy will be a step up. Aim low, reach high my friend.
January 22nd, 2007 at 10:30 am
brunettes are always so bitter. ain’t it cute??
January 22nd, 2007 at 11:26 am
Ha! I’m the least bitter person out there. I just call it like it is toots.
January 22nd, 2007 at 1:40 pm
I think we need to settle this once and for all…
Topless photo shoot anyone?
January 22nd, 2007 at 2:16 pm
Sgt, is your other alias zDom or do we really have two perverted little fellas on here?
January 22nd, 2007 at 2:23 pm
There are way more than just two of us…
January 23rd, 2007 at 9:48 am
I second Sgt. Poon’s motion. We need a topless photo gallery for Ken’s page.
And SCG: ALL men think like Sgt. Poon and I. We are simply upfront and honest about it
January 23rd, 2007 at 10:08 am
Motion for topless gallery seconded and confirmed. Mr Ken, make it happen.
January 23rd, 2007 at 3:44 pm
The last thing the internet needs is another site with a topless gallery. There’s already a plethora of that crap readily available at your fingertips.
Besides, I’m pretty good lookin’ fully clothed.
January 23rd, 2007 at 4:08 pm
But there will be no other site in the world where SCG and Jodi can square off in the buff…
January 23rd, 2007 at 6:38 pm
So let it be written, so let it be done.
January 24th, 2007 at 11:09 am
Oh boy, this should be interesting, not only do we get angry mail but topless picks to second that? Im all in, cant wait to see that one happen.
January 24th, 2007 at 12:20 pm
What do we have to do to get you ladies to show us some love?
January 24th, 2007 at 12:27 pm
Oh please. Leave it to men to turn a funny comment into a topless cat fight.
I’m a hot blonde- that doesn’t make me a stripper/porn star. I prefer to use my brain. I am the Senior Accountant at a nonprofit agency after all. I will admit on here that it amuses me when men assume I’m stupid because of how I look. Because all hot blondes are dumb- right?
I will pass on the topless battle. But I am all for anyone else that wants to contribute to the topless gallery. Because I too am a pervert. And enjoy naked pics of chics.
January 24th, 2007 at 2:16 pm
This has nothing to do with intelligence/porn.
Not once did we mention anything about anyone being dumb.
I have a hunch, though, that if you were to help us get the gallery started, we would start getting many more submissions
January 24th, 2007 at 2:21 pm
I simply cannot take part in this conversation anymore.
No topless battle here. Sorry boys. But how about you post profile photos of yourselves for Jodi and I to judge? I like that idea better.
And Jodi’s pathetic self-absorbed comment on how hot, smart, and kinky she thinks she is makes me want to vomit.
January 24th, 2007 at 2:46 pm
LOL why do you become so angry when other women comment about themselves on here SCG? I can appreciate other successful, confident, attractive women without feeling threatened. As far as kinky goes, am I? GOOD! It makes everything alittle more exciting.
As far as guys positng pics for us to judge- BRING IT ON! Throw yourself into the mix too, Angry Ken!
January 24th, 2007 at 3:05 pm
Trust me on this one, you don’t want to see pictures of any of us on here.
We don’t brag about how good looking we are for a reason
You two do, so it’s time to back all those words up.
January 24th, 2007 at 3:25 pm
Must every conversation come back to how hot you are or the fact you’re into bi-sexuality? It just gets old after a while. Confident women don’t need to continue telling everyone how fabulous they are, and my annoyance with you has nothing to do with feeling threatened.
Poon, bring those pics on…
January 24th, 2007 at 3:52 pm
I am an ugly bastard, many of the people here can attest to that
January 24th, 2007 at 4:01 pm
I didn’t realize I talked about myself so much. I don’t do it to feel better about myself. It’s just I’m my favorite subject! It’s all about ME! I’ll try and refrain from doing it on here SCG. Hey, I’m a people pleaser.
January 24th, 2007 at 4:32 pm
Okay, it’s hard to be annoyed at you any longer when you’re so sweet about it. So as much as the men will be diappointed, there will be no cat fight.
January 24th, 2007 at 6:29 pm
Jodi’s comments regarding her bisexuality NEVER get old with ME =) Especially when she keeps painting this image in my mind of a hot blonde : P~~
As for people pleasing, back to that topless gallery idea…. =D
Finally, since there won’t be a catfight, can we at least get pics of a SCG-Jodi “kiss and make up” session?
January 24th, 2007 at 7:52 pm
zDom, I like the way you think
January 24th, 2007 at 10:59 pm
I am not a people pleasure. I am a person who likes to be pleased.
Plus, this chick is not interested in the female gender. I love men and only men.
January 25th, 2007 at 8:08 am
I am a people pleaser. I consider it a flaw of mine. A weakness. But I do have my limits. I won’t be one of “those” girls that post topless or bikini pics on the internet. Same as I don’t flash someone for $.50 beads at concerts. But I am all for those girls that do!
January 25th, 2007 at 11:38 pm
As Triple H once said to Scott Steiner: “We’re having a pose down!”
January 29th, 2007 at 10:38 am
I second the idea of having the guys post pics of themselves, topless gallery is soooooo done! Its time we turn the table, guys where are those pics already?
January 29th, 2007 at 12:27 pm
Maybe you missed the part when Sarge stated that we are all ugly bastards.
January 29th, 2007 at 1:57 pm
OK then I have an idea of a comprimise:
We guys will do the topless gallery and you ladies, to shake things up and do something different, can do a BOTTOMLESS gallery
Show us dem booties! =D
February 24th, 2007 at 12:10 pm
Wow.
Chick fight.
I haven’t seen one of those I havent been a part of in awhile.
May 1st, 2007 at 1:54 pm
I cant believe you would think you had a chance with any of them!!! But a chick fight is tempting. I recently got into a fight myself and beat this bitche’s ass!!!!! It was so fun because she never knew what hit her!! That should teach people not to mess with my man!!!