Perhaps an even bigger fraud than the “Olympic Washout” Bode Miller, Barry Bonds sits near the top of Sport’s biggest disgraces. I am totally sick of this jerk. If he breaks Hank Aaron’s home run record it will be the biggest sham in all of sports. Even more of a sham than the Pittsburgh Steelers winning the Superbowl. But I digress.

Barry Bonds is one of the biggest jerks in the history of sports. We all know he was pumped full of roids through most of his career, which is why he now wears a size 11 and 3/4 ball cap. Not only is he juiced more than a Florida orange, he’s a complete dick. The whole dressing up as Paula Abdul thing isn’t fooling anyone into thinking that there is a lighter side to Bonds. That and he looked like a complete fool. It wasn’t the least bit amusing.

I doubt Barry participated in this on his own free will. Most likely it was the guys behind his new reality show for ESPN who coaxed him into dressing in drag so they had something to film. Does anyone really want to watch an entire show about what Barry Bonds does during the baseball season? Who’s the marketing genius behind this idea?

The whole show will probably be an act for the cameras, because we all know how the reality of the reality show would play out. A half hour at a time of Barry coming into the clubhouse, his face featuring a permanent scowl as he heads to his private locker away from the rest of the team. Occasionally Bonds looks up to glare at any members of the press who may be within 100 feet of him. After the commercial, Bonds comes out to the batting cages to bash a few into the stands as practice for the only part of the game he gives a crap about, breaking the record. Then, without so much as looking at any of his teammates, gets in his uber-expensive sedan and drives home, still scowling at anything that moves.

If this stupid reality show is supposed to make people like Barry Bonds, I really don’t think it’s going to work. I don’t want to watch this crap anyway.

Barry Bonds is a jackass. I hope he suffers a career ending injury before he can break the home run record. A record which he does not deserve and what would be a permanent stain in the MLB record books.