If I had a dime for everytime someone (particularly women) said they were going to call me and didn’t, I’d be able to buy my own phone company.
For some reason, girls don’t call me or don’t return my phone calls. Doesn’t matter if I’ve known them for days or for years. I ask this. Why give me your phone number if you have no intention of returning my phone call? I know that I’m an “ugly bastard”, but come on. Is the douchebag whose crowning achievement in life will be vacuuming cars at the local used lot really more appealing to you?
If it isn’t calls not being returned, it’s being stood up. That’s why I now make nothing set in stone, because most of the time, especially a date, ends up falling through. It’s become so common that it’s now just laughable. I’ve been cancelled on so many times that I now know to have a backup plan, even if that backup plan is drinking a six pack while watching the game on tv.
I tell you, these chicks are obviously not very bright. Oh well. I’ll save my money for better things. Like beer!
June 21st, 2006 at 11:57 am
Ever think you are just attracted to the wrong women? You probably chase after ladies that are unattainable for a bloke like you.
Furthermore, I bet your idea of a date is dinner at a chain restaurant filled with awkward silence.
June 21st, 2006 at 11:59 am
LOL! What do you mean unattainable? No woman is unattainable for me! That just means they’re stupid.
June 21st, 2006 at 12:05 pm
Your grade-school mentality is humorous…calling a woman stupid because your sorry attempt of courting her failed. Next you’ll try pulling her hair on the playground. LOL
June 21st, 2006 at 1:15 pm
Don’t worry babe, I won’t stand you up!
June 21st, 2006 at 1:29 pm
when did this site become whinyken.com?
June 21st, 2006 at 1:34 pm
Please tell me Eagle is of the fairer sex. Otherwise, Ken was just propositioned by a dude.
June 21st, 2006 at 1:46 pm
Sorry. I’ve been reading Mark Cuban’s blog. His whining must have rubbed off on me.
June 21st, 2006 at 8:39 pm
Ken,
it’s obvious you are just a beer swigging loser wwhom women abhor. The fact you’re completely myopic likely doesnt help.
moron.
June 22nd, 2006 at 9:39 am
Nemesis,
So you think using big words such as myopic makes you look like the smart one here? Everyone who has ever been to this blog knows that you are a complete waste with no useful input on any topic ever discussed here. Reading your comments only wastes valuable seconds as they usually don’t even pertain to the topic at hand.
June 22nd, 2006 at 11:41 am
the only thing being discussed is you not getting any. sad…..
June 22nd, 2006 at 12:42 pm
Actually, the topic is people not returning phone calls, or not calling when they said they would. You are probably familiar with this as I am sure anyone who is unfortunate enough to know you is avoiding you at all costs. Everyone here is lucky because they only have to pass over your comments with the quick scroll of their mouse.
June 22nd, 2006 at 3:20 pm
What did you say?
June 22nd, 2006 at 3:22 pm
Am I wearing the bunny costume?
July 12th, 2006 at 1:36 pm
Ken,
I agree about the whole not calling thing, but you kinda did target women in that entry - I think everyone is victim to it. Case in point, my husband so desperately “NEEDED” a cell phone. I think only so he could ignore incoming calls, allow em to go to voice mail, and then never call em back. He doesn’t even call me back! I just think blaming one sex for being inconsiderate is a skewed perception, I bet you your guy friends flake just as often as your gal friends.
Anyhow, those are my two unsolicited cents. Thanks!
-RR
July 12th, 2006 at 2:02 pm
I really wasn’t targeting a specific gender. It was more focused on my personal experiences. I know that everyone is guilty of this once in a while. I just seem to get it alot more than the average.
July 12th, 2006 at 3:47 pm
whats the average? Have you done a poll? I mean — I wouldn’t under estimate how much everyone else gets snubbed. For all you know, your buddies could be sitting at home saying “Ken never calls, stupid blog takes up all his time!”
Just a thought
July 12th, 2006 at 3:51 pm
Nah, Ken doesn’t have any buddies. But you’re quite hilarious RR. Keep it coming…
July 12th, 2006 at 4:07 pm
You just hit the nail on the head! You’re more focused on your personal experiences than anyone should be.
The second obvious answer is, you’re not ‘average’! Those women obviously don’t recognize what a jewel they’ve found in a guy who spends his entire day in front of a computer being “angry”. Maybe you should change the name of this site to “Sexually Frustrated Ken”. Or, “Socially Challenged Ken”. Get off your butt and go outside! It’s summer! Live life! And, have fun with your friends. Go back to Hooters and knock yourself out. Unless you’re over 40 and living at home with your parents, (which is totally what I picture), you’re much too busy being angry than trying to find something to be happy about, and just can’t figure out why women aren’t lining up to be with you! Who needs ‘em anyway? You obviously do, my friend. But I agree with you on the point that people should call if they say they are going to.
-I’m Myopic too. It’ll give you something else besides my comment to slam me for! Enjoy your day!
EG
July 12th, 2006 at 4:21 pm
I dunno… I don’t fault him for focusing on his personal experiences, after all he can’t focus on other’s personal experiences - well, … because, he didn’t experience them.
But Ken, if you do decide to go outside and live life, you need a good sun block. Something around SPF 30. Sitting in front of the monitor all day means that UV rays are gonna toast you! Be careful and play nicely - look both ways before crossing. Also, avoid the zinc on the nose look, totally makes girls not want to call
hehehe
July 12th, 2006 at 6:26 pm
ken just buy some Dank pills and everything will get better. just put a bag over you head and draw eyes and a mouth on your Dank
July 12th, 2006 at 6:26 pm
ken
buy some Dank pills and everything will get better. just put a bag over you head and draw eyes and a mouth on your Dank
July 13th, 2006 at 2:44 am
Dude, myopic is NOT a big word, try antidisestablishmentarianism at 20 letters!
July 20th, 2006 at 4:46 pm
Well, Ken, I’m getting the idea that you aren’t exactly drop-dead handsome.
You might try working out - religiously. Not only will it improve your body composition, it will make you less angry.
Your attitude is something women will pick up on, even if its only on a subconscious level.
Women are drawn to confidence. Anger, on the other hand, will generally only attract women who would like to play the domestic violence game with you.
Easiest option for you, Ken, I think would be get rich. Filthy rich.
I’ve never tried being filthy rich before (although its on my list of things to do later in life), but it appears to me that this is indeed a winning strategy.
Donald Trump, Mick Jagger and Billy Bob Thornton come to mind - not exactly on Peoples Top 50 Best Looking List, but yet very successful with the ladies.
Becoming rich by being a Rock Star or Famous Actor has twice the babe-fetching potential.
Heck, look at ol’ Hugh Hefner - what is he, 100 now? And he has THREE girlfriends.
On the other hand, buck up, Ken: if they are at least SAYING they will call you (instead of just giving you the icky look and turning their back) you aren’t as bad off as say, a guy like nemesis.