Four football fans go rock climbing one afternoon, a Bengals fan, a Browns fan, a Steelers fan, and a Ravens fan. They had been arguing all the way up the mountain about who among them was the most “die-hard” fan.
Upon reaching the top of the mountain, the Ravens fan proclaimed to the other four… “This is for the Baltimore Ravens!” and promptly threw himself off the mountain as a sacrifice.
Not to be outdone by a Ravens fan, the Browns fan jumped up and said…”This is for the Cleveland Browns!” and then threw himself off the mountain as a sacrifice.
Refusing to be outdone by the Ravens and Browns fans, the Bengals fan rose to his feet and yelled at the top of his lungs “This is for the Cincinnati Bengals!” and shoved the Pittsburgh Steelers fan off the mountain.
January 11th, 2006 at 10:39 am
My brother is a die hard browns fan and I am a die hard bengals fan. I have been so since I was in second grade. We both hate the steelers with a passion. They wouldn’t of beat us if Carson would of played. He would of tore appart their secondary all game. I think they are dirty and their fans act just like the team. I think they screwed themselves because last sunday the rest of the nfl stood by the bengals and now have a whole different feeling about the steelers. Colts will kill them and Bengals will be afc north champions again next year.
January 12th, 2006 at 12:14 pm
The rest of the NFL stood by the Bengals? It was an accident. Everyone knows that. I know it’s hard for you, as a Bengals fan, to swallow your first heartbreaking loss in god knows how long you’ve been out of the playoffs. But as a Steelers fan I can tell you, they happen every year unless you win the superbowl. Get used to it and stop whining!!
January 12th, 2006 at 12:17 pm
Hey RockNRollSteelers, how bout you suck my fucking balls?
January 12th, 2006 at 1:18 pm
Get Kitna to do it, douche bag.
January 12th, 2006 at 2:42 pm
Van Fuckenstein or whoever would probably just “trip” and break Kitna’s mouth.
Hey RockNRollSteelers, how bout you suck my fucking balls?
January 12th, 2006 at 3:15 pm
Hey Hey, another well thought out response from an obviously back-wood inbred Ohio resident whom probably just accquired dialup and searched up “I hate dem Steelers” in good old google.
I would continue on, but the internet is a place that accommodates the ignorant. Some even manage to stumble on to information such as how to build a blog. I mean, look at this site.
Anyways, I have never heard so much complaining before. Any idiot with one eye could see that Kimo didn’t do it on purpose. But that is only a view point shared by non-Ohio residents, so EVERYONE else must be wrong, eh?
January 12th, 2006 at 3:32 pm
1. I am 90% sure Kmo didn’t do it on purpose.
2. However, I will say that I lost an incredible amount of respect for everything Pittsburg, when on the next play, as Chris Henry lay hurt on the ground, #50 Larry Foote began waving his hands in the air to get the crowd louder and doing the towel wave. What a classless piece of shit. It is one thing to play hard and an injury result in it, but it is another when an injury is celebrated on the field of play. I have been a Bengals season ticket holder for 5 years now and that is the worst thing I have ever seen.
3. The entire city of Pittsburg is a worthless shithole that is a drain on our society, almost to not be outdone by Cleveland. When I see any visiting fans stadium at my football games I normally like to say “Go home, don’t you have something to do on Monday?” Both of those cities are in the bottom 5% of all American cities when it comes to a poverty rate and that is because all of the steel mills closed and moved to Middletown, OHIO (20 miles north of Cincinnati). So I can’t use that because all of you are unemployed and don’t have anything to do on Mondays.
January 12th, 2006 at 5:58 pm
Well done Brooks. And yes, look at my site. And if you don’t like my site “Cincysux” then why are you on it everyday leaving ignorant comments?
January 12th, 2006 at 6:23 pm
Brooks - I’m sure you’d trade the booming economy and crime-free prosperity of Cincinnati for a good football team any day. Furthermore, can Cincy fans stop using the word classless? Classless is a Chad Johnson end zone celebration. Classless is perpetual blame over a loss. Brainless, on the other hand, is buying Bungles season tickets.
January 13th, 2006 at 10:23 am
There is a difference betweem Classless (Cheering when a player is down) and excessive (Chad Johnson). We will stop using the word classless when your city starts having some kind of class. Only a retard Steeler’s fan, whose brain has turned into a liquid and will soon die of cancer due to the “clean air” of Shittsburg, would trade a booming economy and crime free prosperity for a football team.
Brainless is anyone educated in Pittsburg or who can’t read. If you read #1 (which is why I numbered them) I said that “I am 90% sure Kimo didn’t do it on purpose.” I, no where, in my post did I blame the loss on losing Carson. Furthermore, on my way to the football game I was listening to Sirius (that’s satelite radio) and I tuned into a Pittsburg radio station that would be carrying the game. Every single caller that spoke said the only reason Pittsburg lost to Cincinnati in Pittsburg was because Ben was hurt. If you want to talk about perpetual blame, look in the mirror. A good football team can overcome the loss of one or two players. Next year we will prove that Pittsburg is not a good football team, when they lose “the bus” and end up going 7-9.
No one in Pittsburg knows anything about loyalty. Brainless isn’t buying season tickets to the Bengals, it is called not being a fair weather fan. Most of you in Pittsburg know nothing about that, you all jump ship everytime Cowher loses in the playoffs.
Get a life, get a job, eat a dick
January 13th, 2006 at 2:47 pm
Pittsburgh is spelled with an ‘H’ on the end, ding dong. Want to bet who goes 7-9 next year? God damn. There’s nothing like sticking it to Cincinnati. Suck on that loss, bitches. Suck it!
January 13th, 2006 at 3:39 pm
Brooks, do I really need to pick apart each of your posts and list your grammatical and spelling errors?
#1. As marcos pointed out…. there is a “h” on the end of Pittsburgh (But I am sure you will say that you left it out because it is stupid or you are insulting the city. That would be a likely response from someone of your obviously lesser intellect.
2# This one just made me laugh. “I, no where,” The word you were searching for there is “know” and commas aren’t a garnish there buddy. Just because you throw them around, doesn’t mean that it will make your post look better.
I’m not going to continue because there are too many to list.
Ken: First of all, I appreciate all of you thorough research in to Pittsburgh an it’s current economic status. I mean heck, yes all the steel mills did close, about 30 years ago. If you are going to use a stereotype, make sure it is at least still a sterotype.
Why am I on here every day? I hardly think that two days back to back validates the phrase “every day.” Granted, this is the third day, I am just sitting here basking in the Bengals’ loss.
Brooks again: You should consider that you may have been one of the few people either in attendance or viewing the game externally that was primarily focuse on Henry rather than THE PLAY that was occuring. Did you ever think that could have been the cause of Foote’s cheering? Of course not. The world turns with you, but against the bengals, right? I mean, your viewpoint/thought process/ opinion must be infallible, right? (look it up, because I know you will have to).
Final word to Ken: Quite honestly I would never talk to a person like you in real life because you are unwilling to accept anyone else’s thoughts it seems. I might be wrong, but your horrible headlines and posts are enough to make the illiterate look good (oh yeah…. just like all of us illiterate Pittsburghers - oh wait, how am I typing then?) Much to your delight I probably won’t be on here again. Not because you “won,” but because I am better than that.
January 13th, 2006 at 4:19 pm
I do not see how any cincy fans can call Steeler fans classless. We know how to accept defeat. You never see a game in Pittsburgh being delayed after the visting team scores because we through bottles on the field. You never see us start fights with visting fans in the stadium. They are there to cheer on their team just like us. For instance last year in the AFC championship game when the Steelers lost to New England, I was there. There was no one throwing things on the field, no one after Pats fans. Maybe that is because we ARE a classy city unlike Cincy. You think by now you guys could deal with defeat, after all these years as losers. And thats just how all you fans acted Sunday, luck perennial losers. T
To call the city of Pittsburgh a drain on society just further proves that you are classless. Maybe you should reasearch and see some of the things that came out of Pittsburgh and you will rethink that statement.
Also saying Pittsburgh knows nothing about Loyalty shows that Brainless is any one educated in Cincy. Why dont you try to order some tickets for next years Steelers- Bungles game in Pittsburgh. Oh wait you cant, theyve been sold out for the past 30 yrs and theres a 10 yr waiting list to get tickets. Maybe if Cincy fans were as loyal as Steeler fans you wouldnt have to worry about us easily getting tickets to the game. Youre all a bunch of band wagon fans. When the Bungles start losing games they’ll start losing fans again… thats the way it is. Theres been some bad yrs here but that never stops the fans from showing up every week.
This is a good quote “Every single caller that spoke said the only reason Pittsburg lost to Cincinnati in Pittsburg was because Ben was hurt. If you want to talk about perpetual blame, look in the mirror. A good football team can overcome the loss of one or two players.”
Is not every fan in Cincy saying the only reason the Steelers won is cause Palmer was injured?? thats what I thought.
When im sitting in the RCA dome in my black and gold Sunday. I’ll thank the Bangles, just for being the good old BUNGLES.
January 13th, 2006 at 4:53 pm
CincySux: First of all, if you don’t like my headlines/post, no one id forcing you to read them. As far as I can tell, I don’t have too many typing or grammatical errors. I am by no means perfect and I’m sure that I will make an error hear and there. I’m sure if we look at every post and comment on this website we would find something wrong with every single one. Unless someone proves themselves to be blatantly illiterate, pointing out minor errors seems like a last resort when a clever thought becomes unattainable.
Actually, I think I’m a pretty nice guy in real life. If I was unable to accept other people’s opinions I wouldn’t allow anyone to leave comments on my ridiculous posts. Just because I don’t agree with someone doesn’t mean that I don’t accept their opinion. If everyone on here agreed with me then it wouldn’t be any fun and I probably would write all this crap. People can say whatever they want on here. I invite them too. It only annoys me when the comments resort to pointless name calling. Anyone who has a valid point to make is free to do so on AngryKen.com. That’s why I created it.
January 14th, 2006 at 5:14 am
Ken… “Unless someone proves themselves to be blatantly illiterate, pointing out minor errors seems like a last resort when a clever thought becomes unattainable.”
You just proved it yourself… because that post WAS NOT DIRECTED AT YOU TO START! As I stated….
“Brooks, do I really need to pick apart each of your posts and list your grammatical and spelling errors?”
Do you see how I addressed Brooks, and not you? I did then when I changed people….
Also, I think my posts are something minor compared to the guys telling eachother to suck this, f*ck that… and lick this… as I saw in other posts.
August 18th, 2006 at 1:16 pm
HEY HEY NOW… ENOUGH OF THE CHILDISH BULLSHIT! IT SO HAPPENS THAT I AM A VERY FREAKIN PROUD RESIDENT AND HUGE FAN OF THE CINCINNATI BENGALS! AND BRAINLESS… COME ON NOW… THAT’S A LITTLE LOW (LOWER THAN ‘BIG BENS’ BLOOD ON THE GROUND… WHAT A MORON… “LOOK AT ME, I’M A BIG, RICH DUMB GUY…I’M INVISIBLE- LET’S HIT THE POOR OLD LADY AND SPILL BLOOD…. GEESH, WHAT A LOSER… CARSON’S ALMOST 100%…. WE’LL SEE WHAT HAPPENS THIS YEAR AT THE SUPERBOWL…. I’LL BE IN THE SEATS HERE AT PAUL BROWN STADIUM- NO NOT BECAUSE I’M ‘BRAINLESS’, BUT BECAUSE I AM VERY WELL EDUCATED AND HIGHLY PAID- SO I CAN AFFORD LUXURY… LIKE CINCINNATI! YOU WATCHING THE SUPERBOWL AT HOME STEELERS FANS??? LOL
VICTORY!
October 9th, 2006 at 1:07 pm
that joke is fucking stupid
May 24th, 2007 at 12:59 pm
suc my dic!!!!!!