Thanks to “Bitchingbarbie” for the submission.
My friend’s mom fucking sucks. I’m asked to plan a bachelorette party. Got it set in stone and the (bitch) cancels the appointment I made and attempts to make the party her way. Fuck the bitch. Sometimes I just want to punch her lights out! Mothers just need to learn how to shut their fucking mouth and mind their own goddamn business! If they all shut their pie holes for one minute I think the world would actually experience some fucking peace!
Angry Ken says: It really sucks when one slutty party idea is undercut by someone else’s slutty party idea. If only the oppposing slutty plans could be combined into one slutty bash. Now that would be a good old slutty time.
October 18th, 2006 at 1:47 am
I hear ya, bitchingbarbie. Only I have this kind of problem with my dad. My mom is retired now so she spends the day remodeling the house. Around 5:30 she has dinner made; hot and on the table. After dinner last night she asks my dad “What did you think?” My fucking dad gives one of those “eh” responses with a smirky frown. I could’ve killed the dick. Mom busts her ass all day and still takes time to feed you a hot meal on this chilly day and you’re not satisfied. Unfuckingbelievably disappointed in him.
October 18th, 2006 at 12:38 pm
Here Ken goes again. He’s bitter because he can’t even find a girlfriend let alone a wife and starts categorizing all bachelorette parties as slutty.
I’ve been to many, my own included, that was void of male strippers or naughty behavior. Good food, wine, and great company is what most of the bachelorette parties are about.
October 18th, 2006 at 1:04 pm
I wouldn’t say most are classy. My observation was based on the parties that often involve everyone in skankified costumes while the bride to be wears a veil with condoms attached to it.
October 18th, 2006 at 1:15 pm
So Jerk Phone, did you say anything to you Dad or did you just roll over like a pussy with a Mommy complex and sit there?
October 18th, 2006 at 1:20 pm
Oh good lord. I swear I have heard more emo in these responses than I have in a Simple Plan song.
October 18th, 2006 at 3:44 pm
Meanwhile, men who partake in bachelor parties with “slutty” or “skankified” themes are just considered normal dudes enjoying one poor sucker’s last night of freedom.
Funny how double standards still exist, even in this modern day and age.
October 18th, 2006 at 4:34 pm
All men know that once you’re married, that’s it. We’re entitled to one last night of freedom before some woman ruins the rest of our life. HAHA.
October 18th, 2006 at 7:27 pm
The Jerk too: My mom can stand up for herself. Maybe if I were a big tough guy like you I could’ve punched him in the mouth. You’ve got to be a redneck. That was a very unintelligent, redneckish thing to say. Glad to know I’m still in the minority.
October 18th, 2006 at 11:30 pm
This place is full of idiots! First we’ve got Jerk Phone who is just like everyone other jackass out there who I’m sure says he comes from a “borken home” where his daddy didn’t love him. SCG trying to stick up for bachelorette parties of all things. Big deal, even if your’s wasn’t 99.99999% of all bachelorette parties have that stupid whorish slutty undertone. You probably just didn’t have any fun friends. Budai manages to chime in and say how stupid everything was, yea, way to provide an example to your point asshat. Don’t even get me started on “Mildly Annoyed Ben”. Someone’s got to bring the anger to this crap, so fuck you all!
October 19th, 2006 at 4:04 pm
Good lord, someone forgot to take their Prozac…
October 19th, 2006 at 11:04 pm
No, fuck you, dickhead. You’ve got all the answers and everyone you know wants to bolt your mouth shut I’m sure. Spanking your monkey every night, dropping by this site to assure your ego that you’re still the man. Fuck you and everyone that looks like you because I deal with your type all day: no fucking balls, picking fights that can’t play out. So take your anger and let it out on your dog’s asshole you fucking redneck, closet-cocksmoking, motherfucker because I don’t want to hear it anymore.
October 20th, 2006 at 6:57 am
Hey, what’s not fun with having girlfriends who prefer scrabble, wine and pillow fights over male strippers? Ha!
Lighten up Jerk Too. You’re trying too hard to be badass, kind of like K-Fed but without the rich wife and audience who gives a damn.
October 20th, 2006 at 12:12 pm
Let’s just get two things straight: I am the one with all the answers, and girl pillow fights are great.
October 20th, 2006 at 12:57 pm
Ken, when it comes to all the answers, I’m your rival. Deal with it.
Otherwise, I wonder who Jerk Phone is bitching at? Me, or his split personality Jerk Too?
October 20th, 2006 at 4:54 pm
Hey Joke Phone, way to keep your cool. I like how you automatically started calling me gay and what not. Do you need me to hold that closet door open for you? You can step out whenever you want.
Fuck you and everyone that looks like you because I deal with your type all day Wow… deal in generalities much? You like to just jump to conclusion after conclusion don’t you? And how do you know what I look like? Have you been spying on me? You just get gayer and gayer.
I’m about as far from a “redneck” as you can get. I’m sure you have all of an 8th grade education and mentality though, so have fun playing with your lincoln logs.
Budai, those are some great nuggests of knowledge. Why don’t you just drop them right in the crapper where they belong.
SCG, OMG pillow fights and wine LOLZ!!!!11!! That sounds like ROTFL good timez. *giggle* *teehee*
grow up
October 21st, 2006 at 10:51 am
I would be offended by your little rants Jerk Too but you’re harmless. I’ll let you blow off some steam since you’re frustrated in your real life and coming here to sling curse words and insults makes you feel all warm and fuzzy.
In the meantime, I’ll be ROTFL with my honiez having good timez. *giggle*
October 21st, 2006 at 11:46 pm
“Joke Phone.” That must have taken some thought.
And by the way, I didn’t automatically start calling you gay. First I called you a dickhead. Next, I told you everyone you know hates you. Then, I made light of your massive disgusting ego. After that, I made a reference to my fight-picking co-workers and you. Lastly, by “closet-cocksucker” I don’t mean gay. I mean you’re as low as a crackwhore blowing shitheads for a fix in the back of a broken down Pinto.
What conclusion am I to jump to? You said “fuck you” to everyone. I guess I should give you the benefit of the doubt still? You’re a sensitive guy in real life? If everyone here only knew the real you we’d think differently. Think again, redneck.
October 22nd, 2006 at 12:39 am
Entertaining stuff. Though I do get the feeling that those who know “Jerk Too” probably hate him. But for now, I will sit back with my popcorn and watch the madness unfold.
October 23rd, 2006 at 10:54 am
I am taking a wild guess here but I think Jerk Too is a close friend of yours Ken, just here to rouse up the locals.
October 23rd, 2006 at 5:13 pm
So, SCG …
Were you all stripped down to bras and panties for the pillow fights?
: ) ~~~
(~ = drool from chin ; ) )
October 24th, 2006 at 10:47 am
Sorry zDom but I would never divulge such elicit content here.
October 26th, 2006 at 7:08 am
Damn, Jerk Too needs his ass kicked…or a cock shoved in it.
Someone needs to grow up themselves, folks.