A few months ago, I started the daily made up fact, which was just that; facts that were totally made up by your’s truly. But researching made up facts is not easy. So if you have a made up fact you’d like to contribute, click on “submissions” and send away. For examples of what the hell I am talking about, click here.

My personal favorites are Christopher Walken’s secret bakery and the one about Abe Lincoln.

The liberal media feeds you false information all the time. At least this fake news is funny.

Stealing condensation is considered a felony in Vermont. There have been over 900 convictions on record for this crime.

Beans are, indeed, not the true musical fruit. That distinction would have to go to the California Raisins, for both their singing, as well as their ability to play various instruments.

The 2001 movie Super Troopers was filmed entirely on location in Reno, Nevada. They had many run-ins with the cops (because of the costumes and what not) and during the documentary that was filmed for the movie by HBO, they saw met many of the officers that the characters on Reno 911 are now based on.

The German autoban does indeed have a posted speed limit. There is one sign placed at the exact midpoint of the highway. The speed limit posted is 2 googles. There has yet to be a single recorded violation.

Astronaut John Glenn once owned several thousand shares of stock in Keebler brand cookies. He loved the cookies so much that he proposed they create a special type of Keebler elf cookie that could be eaten in space. The Keebler company declined Glenn’s request, saying that the product would never sell. John Glenn became so enraged by their refusal to make the space cookies that he immediately sold his entire stock, and went into the forest to chop down every tree he thought contained the ficticious, cookie making elves.

Jones Soda, the delicious beverage that’s sold in a rainbow of flavors on most grocery store shelves, started as a pet project of comedic actor Orlando Jones and rapper Mike Jones. The two were childhood friends and had a lemonade stand that they named “Jones Lemonade”. Years later they ran into eachother as adults and after some talking decided to start a company together, the result, Jones Soda. The crazy pictures as labels started when Orlando’s daughter Bonnie had to do an art project for her high school.

Dr. Seuss’ “The Grinch who Stole Christmas” was based on a true story. The character of the Grinch was actually a reference to Abe Vigoda and Christmas was the city of Albuquerque, New Mexico. Legend has it that Vigoda strapped several small office buildings on his back, climbed the tallest hill in town, and in a way reminiscent of King Kong, beat his chest and gave out a mighty roar. Once producers in Hollywood got wind of what had happened, they decided to put Mr. Vigoda in pictures. Abe Vigoda is still acting to this day.

Historians tend to get it wrong when they proclaim that our beloved 16th president was completely against slavery. Abraham Lincoln, for the better part of his 20’s, owned and operated a southern Georgia plantation filled with enslaved Mexicans. Unearthed last year was an unfinished and unsigned second inaugural speech,

“If I could save the Union by enslaving a single Mexican, I would. If I could save the Union by enslaving a few Mexicans, then by corn, I would. If I could save the Union by enslaving all Mexicans, then I would do it. In fact, I think I’ll just enslave Mexicans for the hell of it. Weeeeee!”

Little is known of what happened in later years to those Mexican slaves that Lincoln owned when he was younger. However, his close friend and ally Fredderick Douglass and he could often be found in the white house ready room, late at night, sipping on margaritas and eating chips and salsa.

Tang wasn’t the astronauts’ original choice for a beverage on the space missions; they themselves had chosen a powdered form of both Mr. Pibb and Red Vines. Budget cuts by NASA however deemed the mix too crazy delicious…. and expensive.