Our own little short about the issues of remote control frustration has made it on to Will Ferrell’s video site! Go check it out and vote if possible.

See the video here.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-o5EzNKOEs

Other than weirdo hippies, does anyone actually listen to Bjork? Are there people that actually say,

“I’m going to go to Best Buy today and buy the new Bjork cd”?

Who is supporting and encouraging Bjork to keep making music for as long as she has? I know she thinks she’s being artsy and all that crap, but it just comes across as being weird, confusing, and stupid. I just watched her perfom on SNL and can’t help get the letters W, T, and F out of my head. What the hell did I just watch? Hey, the colors of the keys on that piano were reversed (white keys were black, black keys white). Maybe it’s her way of making a statement about race relations in America.

But on another note, Scarlett Johansson is unbelievably drop dead fuhreakin’ gorgeous. Wawaweewa!

I heart Scar Jo.

What do you get when you mix rich Euro trash with “The Fast and the Furious?” The movie “Redline,” which opens in theaters today. Will I see it? F*#@ NO! I bet this movie will make F&F look like an Oscar winner.

Obviously I do not have to see this movie to know that it is an absolute suckfest. Come on! The biggest star in the movie is Eddie Griffin? I know America is filled with idiots, but even they should feel insulted. And apparently the only selling point to this film is cool cars and hot girls, which I can see anywhere on the internet, or on the streets out here in Beverly Hills for that matter.

If there’s one upside to all this, it’s knowing that if a steaming pile of monkey crap like this can get made, then anything I write on a napkin can become a movie. Although I must admit, I will probably watch this movie (not at a theater) to see just how bad it really is, then think of all the ways I could’ve made it entertaining.

…that’s where I wanna be. I think. Either way, I’m here now, right smack dab in the middle of it. And I’m a long way from home.

I’ve never seen so many fancy cars in my life. It almost makes me not want a Mercedes or BMW, because everyone out here has one. You literally cannot turn around without seeing a car like this. I just looked out the window and counted four.  even Bentleys are commonplace.
Anyway, I’m going to keep a list of celebrities I see.  Here it is so far:

Jay Mohr

Donatella Versace (along with paparazzi)

As I’ve mentioned before, I will soon be moving to Los Angeles, California. Actually, I plan to leave on February 1st. My friend Ryan and I will be making the long drive from Cincinnati to L.A., all the while filming the entire journey.

The show, entitled “Heartland Transplant,” is going to be featured on Netscape.com, with the possibility of being featured on additional sites. I’ll be posting links once the first episode is available in a few weeks. So tune in and watch me make an idiot of myself during the crazy adventure.

Angry Ken is going to take over Hollywood!

When I head out to Los Angeles in a few weeks, I have many goals I plan to get accomplished. But none are more important than the following…

Locate and marry one of these women.

1. Alexis Bledel - Hottie from “Gilmore Girls” and “Sin City.” And she can be so darn cute too!

2. Lacey Chabert - I’ve been in love with her for years. I don’t think I need to explain why. Soooo hot.

3. Melissa Auf der Maur - “Who is she?” you ask. Well, she used to be in Courtney Love’s band Hole, but now she has her own gig. And, she’s a hot rocker chick. It doesn’t get any better than that!

Which one of these lovely ladies will be lucky enough to be the future Mrs. Angry Ken? Only time and my own sense of delusion will tell.

Saturday Night Live is bad this year.  I mean really REALLY bad.   Just when you think it can’t get any worse, it does.  More on this later

And guess who killed it. That’s right. Everyone’s favorite white boy poser Kevin Federline.  Or as the “cool” people call him, K-Fed. 

I happened to stumble upon the Fed’s world premiere performance last night at the teen choice awards, which is basically a clown show for kids. 

I didn’t know whether to laugh or cry while watching this.  I would say it was god awfully bad,  but that would be too kind to describe what occured on that stage. 

Basically, Mr. Federation records (gay) tried to rap about how much money he has, and that he is a superstar and people shouldn’t hate, all while grabbing his crotch for most of the “performance”.  The network also had to edit his lyrics several times on a show meant for teens and younger.  Fantastic.

Rap music has gotten really bad over the past few years, but I think K-Fed was the final nail in that coffin.  Rap has pretty much ceased to exist as a valid form of music.  (Luckily, there will always be the underground, which is the only place left for creative rhymes.)

If I had a teen son or daughter, I will adamantly forbid them to watch/listen to crap like Federline.  And I guarantee they would thank me later.  I’m not joking when I say someone should shoot the douchebag right in the head.  We don’t need people like this in our society. Stop this garbage before it’s too late.  Do it for the children.

Just watch it.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=hXHlVZkjv2Q