Check out Lon’s interview with Thomas Lennon (aka Jim Dangle from Reno 911). This is definitely the funniest interview from Mahalo Daily.

You can also get to the chopper at Mahalo.

I got to the chopper once. It was pretty cool.

This video cracks me up. AHA!

I absolutely hate that stupid Soulja Boy song with a passion that burns with the heat of a thousand suns, but this video made me laugh out loud for several minutes. Someone clearly had a lot of time on their hands, but I’m glad they did.

I thought I’d share my co-worker Mike’s opinions on some of the current rules in the NFL. Even though he is a Steelers fan, I found these observations to be quite humorous.

1. Late hits are bullshit calls. How can you tell if a hit was late for the previous play when it could have just as easily been an early hit for the next play.

2. Lightning Delays are stupid because lightning is only static electricity and real men play in static electricity.

3. Roughing the passer/kicker is stupid because the defense should be rewarded for hitting players in those positions. If they can’t take those hits then they are pansies and should be removed from the league.

4. Sidelines are stupid, they should be replaced with brick walls.

5. The option to kick a field goal should be removed.

6. First downs should not be awarded every time the team gains 10 yards. They should be awarded every time a team makes one of the opposing players bleed.

7. The Offensive line should be replaced with parking cones and barbed wire.

That’s how you fix football!

After three consecutive losses, the Cincinnati Bengals got back on the winning side of things, besting the Bye Week 27-14.

“It feels good man. It’s good when things go your way,” said Bengals WR Chad Johnson. Johnson torched the Bye Week’s secondary for 153 yards and two touchdowns. “I had some touchdown celebrations I’d been saving for a few weeks. I finally got to give the crowd what it really wants, the best entertainer in the NFL.”

Bengals coach Marvin Lewis was also relieved to see his team finally show some consistency, especially on defense.

“We knew the Bye Week was going to come in fresh and rested up,” said Lewis, whose team had a short week after playing New England Monday night. “We had a lot of guys banged up and playing on short rest, but we also got some of our guys back to fill out our defense.” Lewis attributed a deeper bench to rest the defense got by falling asleep on the field during the first four weeks of the season. “We rescheduled team naps to after the game rather than during. I think that made a big difference.”

The Bengals advance to 2-3 and the season with the win. Meanwhile, the Bye Week coaching staff is left scratching their heads at what was supposed to be their day off.

The new smash hit is here!

This is freakin’ hilarious! Some dumbass college student gets rightfully tasered by police after acting like a complete jackass at a John Kerry speech. Now I don’t like John Kerry one bit, but this kid got what he deserved.

http://www.starbanner.com/article/20070917/NEWS/70917006/1053/BREAKING_NEWS

The best part is him yelling “Don’t tase me bro,” followed by repeated “OW, OW, OW!”

What a wuss, HAHAHA!

Is this what I would be like as a cartoon? I need to figure out how to make this my ring tone, or everyone else’s ring tone for when I call them.

Our own little short about the issues of remote control frustration has made it on to Will Ferrell’s video site! Go check it out and vote if possible.

See the video here.