http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-o5EzNKOEs

This is the coolest thing EVER!

Why do I feel like this is what my exit interview will look like when I quit my job in a few weeks…

http://www.tommyv2.com/05march14b.htm

Just watch it.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=hXHlVZkjv2Q

Particularly if you have ever lived in an apartment complex, you’ve probably listened in on a neighbor having an argument of some sort.  This is probably even more true if you live next to people that are, how you say, somewhat lacking in class.

Domestic disturbances are a funny thing.  They seem to follow a pattern.  They almost always happen late at night, often when you’re trying to sleep.  You’re laying there in bed, waiting to drift off when you hear a loud crash, such as breaking glass.  You leap up and look out your window, but don’t see anything.  After a few minutes you get back in bed.

No sooner than you shut your eyes do you here another crash, followed by someone yelling.  Again, you rush to the window and peer through the blinds, keeping your light off as not to be seen.  You watch the people arguing with each other, yelling and screaming. 

Now you’re hooked and end up watching this play out for the next hour or so.  Everytime you think it’s over, it’s so not.  You end up getting out of bed about 7 or 8 times after hearing somebody yelling or cursing.  Once it dies down, you give it around 10 more minutes before finally giving up on any more action happening.

You know you’ve done this before.  It’s fun, except when one of the participants gets violent.  That’s when you might want to get involved by calling the police so no one gets hurt.  You know how rednecks are when they’ve been drinking.

A couple months ago I put a profile up on HotorNot.com, one of those stupid “dating” websites.  I thought “what the hell.” If anything maybe I could meet some chicks.  So far, nothing has really worked out from it, perhaps because I am not so much HOT as I am NOT. 

So now, I am going to see what happens when I change things a little bit.  Instead of the regular blurb I have on my profile, I will make it appear as if I am kind of a big deal and am loaded with money.  I have a feeling I will get a few more looks with this.  And if not, I’ll know that I am just an ugly bastard.  I will keep you posted on how things turn out.

You may have heard about the latest dance craze sweeping the nation called “ghost riding the whip.” Here’s how you do it.  You get your car to do a slow cruise down the road while you get out and dance along side the car as it’s rolling.  Yes, it’s as dumb as it sounds.  See for yourself.  (I’ll put a link here later, or just Google ghost ride the whip.)

So here’s what is bound to happen.  On a slow day, you’ll see a story on your local news about some dumbass getting run over while ghost riding his whip.  Then they’ll talk about how controversial it is and how cops are cracking down and how many teens want to ghost ride the whip.  I can’t wait when they report about some stupid teen that broke his leg after his honda civic ran him over while he was dancing.

I really don’t want to see this crap unless someone can actually be creative with it.  Jumping out of a car and flailing about like a retarded gymnast is just stupid.  I wanna see some sweet moves.  Although it doesn’t really get any better than seeing someone become a human speed bump and get rolled over by their own vehicle.  Now THAT’s what ghost riding the whip is all about! 

So my associate Budke came up with an idea to have the word “cool” be replaced with the word “megaman.” For example; instead of saying “that was so cool,” one would say “that was so megaman.” Normally after hearing of such a proposal, I would call my associate a retarded idiot. However, I actually kinda liked the idea. Then, just now, I think it sounds totally stupid. But then again, pop culture LOVES stupid crap like this. So it just might catch on. And knowing Budke’s uncanny ability to make crazy stuff happen, I wouldn’t be surprised if this phrase starts sweeping the country come summertime. And just in case it does (unlikely), you heard it here first at Angry Ken!

Because Angry Ken is soooo MEGAMAN!

Burger King has to have the best commercial out right now. I crack up everytime it comes on. The way they sing the words is just brilliant. Proof that sometimes the silliest commercials can be the most entertaining ones. I propose all mechanical bulls be replaced by a big bucking chicken.

Updated:
Now with video goodness! Get it while it lasts, because I’m sure it will only be a matter of time before we get some kind of “cease and desist” notice…