Since I do such a great job of keeping this blog so up-to-date with amazing content, I’ve decided to start another blog: http://thiscariscrap.blogspot.com/

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There’s this guy who calls himself Jimmy Justice, but he’s really just a jerkoff. He goes around the streets of New York looking for police officers who are supposedly breaking the law, doing things like parking in front of fire hydrants or making illegal U-turns. See for yourself…

Annoyed yet? You should be because this guy is a total lunatic. What “Jimmy Justice” is doing is not a service as he claims it to be. What he’s doing is annoying the living crap out of police officers. It’s hard enough being a cop in New York, but just imagine trying to do your job with this attention seeking loser pointing a camera in your face.

Here is why cops can get away with doing these types of things: They’re COPS! It’s called perks of the job. This Jimmy guy needs to start looking for real problems, not police officers making U-Turns after tending to police business. Did he ever stop to think that maybe the reason cops park where normal people are not allowed to is because they need to be close enough to their patrol cars in case of an emergency? And it’s not like he comes up to them and kindly points these observations out. In typical New York fashion, he verbally accosts them about these minor “violations.”

Jimmy Justice should consider himself lucky that he hasn’t pissed off the wrong cop and caught a baton to the face. Now that’s something I’d like to see caught on video.

Looks like yours truly was mentioned in Netscape’s Wikipedia page. After over a year and a half of nonsensical ranting, my work is finally being noticed with the smallest of internet blurbs. Now all I need is for some crazy fan to make the Angry Ken page on Wikipedia.

Ever since I moved to Los Angeles back in February, everyone has been asking me where I work and what I do. And until now, I wasn’t allowed to tell anyone.

But alas, the time has come to fill everyone in on what was once the internet world’s best kept secret (or not)… MAHALO.COM.

Mahalo has officially launched, so go check it out, and take a look at my Mahalo profile.

Just a few more hours until the debut.

It’s the eve of the unveiling. One more day and it will finally be here. Are you excited? I know I am. Not much longer now.

I should’ve started this countdown a while ago. Nonetheless, the debut is only two days away.

“What are you talking about Angry Ken? The debut of what? Have you lost your mind?”

You’ll find out soon enough. 2 days and counting.

From Brooks:

I am tired of the general media. Take the Virginia Tech massacre for instance. Within 3 hours of this tragedy the national media (NBC, ABC, CBS) began to question the VT administration because they should have known or should have done more. Can we please sit back and try to recover from this tragedy before the media tries to make a news story out of it? Can we just take this for what it is and begin the process of getting our lives back together? Let me let you in on a little secret. No they (VT) couldn’t have done more. This guy is crazy, plain and simple. Thank god he is dead and doesn’t get the opportunity to reproduce. For those of you who haven’t been to VT, it is a campus up in the mountains of Virginia and consists 25,000 students. I would say that this is not a school but a city and you cannot shut down a city because some crazy person shoots some people. Think about shutting down Indianapolis for a day because a bad crack deal went down. We would never get anything done! Then they have the audacity to show his “Manifest” on the Nightly News! Are you kidding me? Now we are going to immortalize this guy? What was the point of showing that? What does that solve? Is someone in the TV audience going to all of the sudden come up with a solution to all of this? I don’t think so. This was done for ratings and to further de-sensitize us. I am willing to bet that some other crazy person saw the news that night and is now deciding to do the same because he was inspired by this guy. WAY TO GO NBC! Way to further the erosion of our culture. Way to indirectly kill another couple of people. Imus isn’t allowed to say what he wants on his shock radio show, but you can show the last message of a mass murderer? I bet that newscast did more to ruin the lives of innocent people than Imus saying that the Rutgers women basketball team is ugly. Way to go!

I think it’s time the letters X and Z switched roles in the English language. For example, whenever you would use a z, now you’d use x, and vice versa. So, pizza would become pixxa, zebra would be xebra, xylophone to zylophone, zoo to xoo and many more.

Now this can get tricky. What with words such as ox and oz totally changing the meaning of an entire sentence, even history.

“The Wizard of Oz?” No more. Now it’s “The Wixard of Ox.” Perhaps ox stands for oxen, which is now ozen, rendering this movie completely nonsensical.

The popular HBO prison show “Oz” would become “Ox.” Perhaps about ozen in prison. Unfortunately, ozen went ezsticnt quite a long time ago.

ZZ Top would be renamed XX Top. One more X and this is no longer your parents’ kind of music. That is if triple z movies have not been outlawed.
This will take us all some getting used to, but it will be worth it in the long run. This is going to change the way we look at z’s and x’s. The revolution is here, and it is ezciting and ezcellent!

I was recently hired on as a navigator for Netscape.com, so come check me out. You can find me under the name “Angry Ken.” Clever, huh?

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