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I just wanted to take a moment for the “Crocodile Hunter,” Steve Irwin, who died this past weekend in a tragic accident with a stingray.  He was an all around good guy and always entertaining to watch.  My personal favorite was the ESPN commercial where he goes after the Florida Gator’s mascot.  Without Irwin, saying the words “crikey” and “crocs” would never be as fun.

Here’s to you Crocodile Hunter.  You will be missed.

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I just read on EPSN.com that Steelers QB Ben Roethlisberger wrecked his motocycle in downtown Pittsburgh.  He is in serious but stable condition.  It is reported that he was not wearing a helmet.

As much as I hate the Steelers, I hope Roethlisberger is alright.  But this again brings up the issue of pro athletes and motorcycles, especially when they ride without helmets.  

I’m sorry, but anyone who rides a motocycle on busy roads or highways without a helmet is being an idiot.  Big Ben and the Steelers are lucky this isn’t more serious than it seems.  I’m sure Steeler officials will be laying out some serious ground rules regarding the use of motorcycles and helmets. 

In shocking news, there was a shooting after a rap concert. Wow, really?

As soon as I read “Club Ritz” in the paper it all made sense. Except the part that a club named after a cracker is the most ghetto place in town? This is what you get when you have an after party for a rap concert at the most ghettofied establishment in Cincinnati. And everyobody knows that when you put a bunch of ghetto people together, something bad is gonna happen. Ghetto people do not know how to control themselves in public. And since they all think they represent the “streets” or some idiotic form of “thug life” that they have to carry guns and throw down with anyone who happens to be there.

What the hell are a bunch of wannabe gangsters, or “wanksters”, doing driving down the highway firing shots at some rapper’s entourage? Do they not have anything better to do? The answer is no, they really don’t. Because when dey is dissed, dey gots to represent dey click, or some dumb shit like that.

So if you don’t want shootings and gang wars to keep happening around here, you need to shut down “Da Ritz” before more people get killed. But if you ask me, as long as the gangsters are only killing each other than be my guest. But unfortunately, someone innocent is bound to get caught up in it. Shut that place down. Yeah you’ll upset all the hood rats and thugs, but who cares? What positive contribution do they make to society? Selling crack out of your leased Escalade is not a legitimate means of business. Pull your pants up, wear a shirt that actually fits, get a job, and grow up!