I know I shouldn’t give a damn about any of this, but I can’t help it. Douchebags are a detriment to our society, and Spencer Pratt is head of the DB army. Just see for yourself.

I would gladly spend multiple days in jail to punch this prick right in the face. The FACE! Better yet, I’d pay a little kid $100 to kick him square in the junk. Only he probably wouldn’t even notice if he got hit there.

What a douchebag. Spencer Pratt, you are a D.O.U.C.H.E.B.A.G!

What a f**king baby Kanye West is. Can you believe this guy? Talk about a sore loser, especially when it comes to an MTV award. Doesn’t he know that winning an MTV video award pretty much means you suck? In this video you can hear him say something about being tired of pop (music). Wake up Kanye! You are pop. You used to be cool but now you are as mainstream as anyone.

Kanye West has sucked ever since he swapped his backpack for Diddy-style sunglasses.

When I’m right I’m right, damnit! Guess who’s house got raided by the SWAT team last night. That’s right. My over-sized shirt wearing, slang talking, gangsta leanin’ piece of sh*t neighbors.

PROBLEM SOLVED!

I don’t know who tipped off the feds, but they busted in there and came out with loads of marijuana, cocaine, and firearms. I totally had to hold in the laughter as they brought these jokers out in handcuffs.

I mean, these must be the dumbest criminals ever. If your house is full of illegal drugs and guns, you’d think you would NOT blast rap music at all hours of the day and NOT hang outside with 10 of your home boys looking like the cover of some rap album. I guess the phrase “lay low” means nothing to them.

But, a few convictions on drug possession and trafficking ought to keep these jackasses from ever moving back in.

Then again, this is f*cking California.

There’s this guy who calls himself Jimmy Justice, but he’s really just a jerkoff. He goes around the streets of New York looking for police officers who are supposedly breaking the law, doing things like parking in front of fire hydrants or making illegal U-turns. See for yourself…

Annoyed yet? You should be because this guy is a total lunatic. What “Jimmy Justice” is doing is not a service as he claims it to be. What he’s doing is annoying the living crap out of police officers. It’s hard enough being a cop in New York, but just imagine trying to do your job with this attention seeking loser pointing a camera in your face.

Here is why cops can get away with doing these types of things: They’re COPS! It’s called perks of the job. This Jimmy guy needs to start looking for real problems, not police officers making U-Turns after tending to police business. Did he ever stop to think that maybe the reason cops park where normal people are not allowed to is because they need to be close enough to their patrol cars in case of an emergency? And it’s not like he comes up to them and kindly points these observations out. In typical New York fashion, he verbally accosts them about these minor “violations.”

Jimmy Justice should consider himself lucky that he hasn’t pissed off the wrong cop and caught a baton to the face. Now that’s something I’d like to see caught on video.

You wanna start the year off with a bang? I intend to.  Angry Ken is going to LA in a few weeks. And chances are, he’s going to end up in jail.  Why? For doing what just about everyone else in the world would love to do.

I AM GOING TO BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF KEVIN FEDERLINE!!!

Make no mistake.  If I am ever in the same place as this human pile of garbage, and I spot his sorry ass, I am charging!  So if within the next couple months you hear about K-Fed being brutally assaulted, you’ll know who did it.

2007 is the year of Angry Ken.

Anyone who buys “Diddy’s” new cd should immediately be punched right in the face when at the cash register. They deserve it. Just like “Diddy” himself deserves to be shot in the face.  Then he puts this garbage on Youtube:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3dy71ERzZ8

What the fuck is he even talking about?  What a fucking tard! Congratulations Puff, you can read a poem.  Then you have Funk Master Flex yelling like a retard about Bad Boi rekids.  He is the second most obnoxious guy in hip hop next to Diddy.

Press play?  More like press stop.  Actually, press eject, take the cd over to the toilet, and press flush.  That is if you were actually stupid enough to buy it, which in that case, see above statement.
Diddy, please die.

And guess who killed it. That’s right. Everyone’s favorite white boy poser Kevin Federline.  Or as the “cool” people call him, K-Fed. 

I happened to stumble upon the Fed’s world premiere performance last night at the teen choice awards, which is basically a clown show for kids. 

I didn’t know whether to laugh or cry while watching this.  I would say it was god awfully bad,  but that would be too kind to describe what occured on that stage. 

Basically, Mr. Federation records (gay) tried to rap about how much money he has, and that he is a superstar and people shouldn’t hate, all while grabbing his crotch for most of the “performance”.  The network also had to edit his lyrics several times on a show meant for teens and younger.  Fantastic.

Rap music has gotten really bad over the past few years, but I think K-Fed was the final nail in that coffin.  Rap has pretty much ceased to exist as a valid form of music.  (Luckily, there will always be the underground, which is the only place left for creative rhymes.)

If I had a teen son or daughter, I will adamantly forbid them to watch/listen to crap like Federline.  And I guarantee they would thank me later.  I’m not joking when I say someone should shoot the douchebag right in the head.  We don’t need people like this in our society. Stop this garbage before it’s too late.  Do it for the children.

This is an email I came across at work.

“I am curious about your policy on large dogs in your stores. I was at your store and I had two encounters with dogs in the store. There are individuals, including myself, who are very alergic to dogs. One dog was of large size and the other one was running in the store. There are children present!! When did stores start allowing dogs? Please comment on your current policy.”

Stupid lady, have you ever heard of a seeing eye dog? Or maybe just a general “helper” dog.  Who the hell is this person?   Probably some rich snooty old lady with nothing better to do than complain about dumb crap like this.  Is she going to have an allergic reaction if a dog walks by her? Better not let her near a park.

This is why I hate people.  Next she will complain that people shouldn’t be allowed to use a wheelchair because they might run over her foot.

And if a stray dog was loose in the store, oh well. Shit happens. Dogs wander into places. When I was a kid we had dogs come into school several times. 

God save us all from these horrid beasts!

If you want a good laugh, download any of Kevin Federline’s “rap” songs. He sucks so unbelievably bad that you will just laugh at him. In fact, anyone who sees him on the streets should just laugh right in his face. What a dumbfuck! He and Fred Durst should have a rap battle. The resulting destruction would be worse than any terrorist attack in history.

I would debate who sucks more between Kevin Federline and Fred Durst, but I think that distinction would have to go to Federline solely because his only accomplishment in life has been marrying Britney Spears. They both totally suck though.

I think making fun of Kevin Federline is going to be one of my new hobbies. What a douchebag. 

Terrell Owens can play football, but he sure as hell can’t rap. I just heard a snippet of the steaming pile of crap that is supposed to be Owens’ rap song. From what I heard it’s him bragging about getting his money. What a piece of shit this guy is. Have fun with this fucking egotistical cry-baby bitch, Dallas. Somebody PLEASE break his leg next season.