Speaking of people who don’t need to be talented or intelligent to be rich, I’d like to take the time now to discuss just how much Kid Rock absolutely sucks. There’s so much to make fun of with this guy that I don’t even know where to begin. Maybe I should just go down the list of why I hate this guy.

Not bathing/washing your hair and looking like a complete trailor trash slob is not cool. Not even for trailor trash slobs. For the love of god, you’re a milionaire. You can afford some shampoo.

Thinking that your buff when you’re not makes look look like a complete moron too. It might give a thrill to some drugged up 17 yr old mother of 3 to see Kid Rock with his shirt off, but I, nor anyone else, wants to see that. (Obviously I don’t want to see Kid Rock in any capacity, but I digress.) Before getting on stage, could you be so kind to put back on your stained and yellowed Sammy Hager t shirt as you roll off  of that 17 year old stripper who is lying amongst empty whiskey bottles and dirty needles?

Worst of all, Kid Rock has absolutely no talent. He can play a guitar, but the world is filled with people who can do that. He can’t sing or rap. I saw him on Jimmy Kimmel a couple weeks ago and I couldn’t stop laughing. Here’s a Kid Rock esque song I wrote just now:

“I’m the king of swing, I wear a ring, I’m a big ol’ pimp, when I’m eatin shrimp. I’ll kick your butt, even in a rut, I make the songs, that make me strong. I won’t twirl around like a ballerina (actual Kid Rock lyric) but I’ll shine you up like toilet cleana. I’m Kid Rock, and I’m a pimp. My name’s Kid Rock and I like to kick…”

That’s basically what he does, and stupid hicks pay money for this crap.

Kid Rock is a piece of trailor trash. The sooner he dies, the better. Enjoy Hepatitis you talentless fuckhead.

I mentioned this earlier, but it still angers me. I’m talking about that Diet Pepsi commercial with “Diddy.” You probably saw it and thought the same thing that everyone in America thought, “god that sucked.” Way to spend $2.5 million.

I’ve hated Diddy for years. It’s not enough for his constant name changes, crappy music, ugly clothing line, or his stupid sunglasses to piss me off. Now he’s making crappy commercials. Who the hell thought this was a good idea? That must be a crack marketing team over at Pepsi.

Does anyone over the age of 12 consider Diddy to be “cool”? The guy is so fucking lame. What makes it worse is that he thinks everyone in the world is always paying attention to him. Why he thinks an overbite and wearing sunglasses at all hours of the day is a good idea escapes me. Biggie must be rolling in his grave at what a sellout this guy has become.

I also think that “Diddy” was the one who set up Biggie so that he could take the spotlight.

Joey Porter proves more and more everyday what a piece of shit he is. Porter, who is known for running off at the mouth for no reason, has taken a comment made by Seahawks TE Jerramy Stevens and blown it way out of proportion. I guess Porter takes offense to the notion that Seattle is going to come out and try to win the game also.

All Stevens said was it will be a sad day when Bettis doesn’t get to go home with that trophy, prompting Porter to state that he was “woke up.” So I guess Porter now thinks he has a free pass to talk all the shit he wants and make himself look like an idiot in the process. Now he’s calling the Seahawks soft and basically saying that he is going to try to injure as many of their players as he can. What a class act. I don’t know how any of the Steeler faithful can be proud of a jackass like this. He may be a great player as far as skill is concerned, but other than that, Joey Porter is an asshole.

I’ve decided that we need a champion here at Angry Ken. So what we’re gonna do is crown the first ever Mr. or Ms. Popularity. I guess it doesn’t even have to be a person, so we’ll just go with it. How does one become champ? The rules are simple. Whatever post receives the most comments for the whole site, the subject of that post will become the champion of popularity. Sound pretty stupid? IT IS! But who cares? You all think I’m completely retarded anyway.

So we need a first time champ and here’s how I will crown them. My post about Freddie Prinze Jr. has received 29 comments from loyal readers. All old Freddie needs is one more comment to hit the big three 0. If and when that happens, Freddie Prinze Jr. will be the new Mr. Popularity and champion of AngryKen.com. He will remain the champ until his comment total is surpassed. Easy and pointless. GREAT!

Let the games begin. I’m pulling for you Freddie!