Thanks to “Steel City Gal” for the submission:

 
Crack-head skinny chicks piss me off. But what pisses me off more are men like Ken who think that look is actually attractive (not true-ed.) People like you are to blame for the millions of girls and women suffering from eating disorders in this country. I am a tall, shapely woman. Not fat, not skinny, just healthy. I recently had someone tell me that if I just lost some weight I could be a model. Well fuck you. I love me the way I am and I don’t want to be some gaunt supermodel craving a fucking brownie. If I want something, I will eat it. I will not deprive myself of something to satisfy someone else. So thanks to all the men out there, my husband included, who prefers a woman with shapely hips and ample breasts. And to those of you who only like the Nicole Richie types, go to hell. I will lose 20 pounds when you grow a 12″ penis.