I had nothing (much) to do with the previous posts other than hosting them (which got me major traffic). But now on it’s back to important things…

FOOTBALL!

I hate to admit it, but I am actually going to be pulling for the Steelers to beat New England this weekend.

Now you might be saying to yourself, “hey Angry Ken, I thought you hated the Steelers so much that you would rather eat a 6 year old tuna sandwich than see them win any game?”

Normally that would be the case, but we have to look at the big picture. The New England Patriots must be stopped. Them going undefeated is bad for all of us and will only result in even more idiotic Bostonians coming out of the woodwork with their ridiculously obnoxious accents screaming about the likes of “chowda” and “Booaustin.”

So while I may be in the corner of the Steelers this weekend (like I was Baltimore’s) I still hate everything about that city and team, especially those dirt ball fans.

And if the Steelers don’t win, sending Tom Brady’s pansy ass off the field on a stretcher would be a suitable consolation.

I hereby propose that the Cincinnati Bengals change their nickname to the Cincinnati Quitters, because that is exactly what they are.

No effort in the 2nd half whatsoever. I am absolutely disgusted.

And because of this deplorable effort, my 8-game fantasy league win streak has been snapped. To hell with this team.

These Bengals are one of the most pathetic football teams I’ve ever seen. And I watched them during the 90s! This is so fucking embarrassing.

Don’t worry, Miami. You’ll be at least 1-15.

I thought I’d share my co-worker Mike’s opinions on some of the current rules in the NFL. Even though he is a Steelers fan, I found these observations to be quite humorous.

1. Late hits are bullshit calls. How can you tell if a hit was late for the previous play when it could have just as easily been an early hit for the next play.

2. Lightning Delays are stupid because lightning is only static electricity and real men play in static electricity.

3. Roughing the passer/kicker is stupid because the defense should be rewarded for hitting players in those positions. If they can’t take those hits then they are pansies and should be removed from the league.

4. Sidelines are stupid, they should be replaced with brick walls.

5. The option to kick a field goal should be removed.

6. First downs should not be awarded every time the team gains 10 yards. They should be awarded every time a team makes one of the opposing players bleed.

7. The Offensive line should be replaced with parking cones and barbed wire.

That’s how you fix football!

I just wanted to pay my respects to Reds announcer Joe Nuxhall. Since I can remember, I listened to Joe and Marty call the Reds action on the radio. Nuxhall’s voice was Cincinnati Reds Baseball.

Although I never met him in person, Joe Nuxhall always reminded me of an uncle or a grandfather, like he would be the nicest guy if you talked to him. Listening to games just won’t be the same without him.

God bless, Nuxy!

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The Bengals will finish this season 3-13. Their third win will come against the Rams in a close game. The Bengals play the Miami Dolphins in the finale, which the Dolphins will win to avoid going 0-16.

The Bengals are bad. REAL bad.

I’m convinced that Satan’s headquarters are located somewhere in Boston, Massachusetts.

And Tom Brady is a total prick. Any male that wears a Tom Brady jersey is an automatic sissy.

I know there’s a really good chance that the Bengals will lose to the Steelers Sunday, but what the heck. I still revile the Steelers and their fans.

Who knows. If the defense doesn’t give up a million points, we might have a shot.