If anyone needs to be purposely tasered it’s this Chris Crocker nutjob. The sooner this guy goes away the better. But Hollywood won’t let that happen easily now will they? What do they do? They give him his own show. That way his message of “children should curse” can be heard by everyone that shouldn’t (that being everyone). The world is fucked up because of idiots like this, and the people that support Chris Crocker have no soul.
Set your tasers to fry!
Let me start by saying that I loved the tv show “Jackass” as well as the movies. But I will not watch the new show “Dr. Steve-O”.
If you don’t know anything about Steve-O, I’ll sum it up like this. The man should be sterilized. And I’m not joking. He is nothing short of a complete idiot. I guess this is what happens when you combine massive amounts of illegal drugs and alcohol with a free pass to do any dumbass stunt that comes to your primitive mind.
From what I’ve heard, the premise of the show is “Dr.” Steve-O showing supposed wussies how to be manly men.
Allow me to speak for all males when I say that Steve-O does not represent our species in any way, nor should he. EVER! If being manly requires diving headfirst into ceiling fans or lighting one’s genitals on fire, then our society is in a sadder state than I thought.
Anyone in need of advice on how to be a real man, look no further than Chuck Norris.
The new smash hit is here!
This is freakin’ hilarious! Some dumbass college student gets rightfully tasered by police after acting like a complete jackass at a John Kerry speech. Now I don’t like John Kerry one bit, but this kid got what he deserved.
http://www.starbanner.com/article/20070917/NEWS/70917006/1053/BREAKING_NEWS
The best part is him yelling “Don’t tase me bro,” followed by repeated “OW, OW, OW!”
What a wuss, HAHAHA!
When I’m right I’m right, damnit! Guess who’s house got raided by the SWAT team last night. That’s right. My over-sized shirt wearing, slang talking, gangsta leanin’ piece of sh*t neighbors.
PROBLEM SOLVED!
I don’t know who tipped off the feds, but they busted in there and came out with loads of marijuana, cocaine, and firearms. I totally had to hold in the laughter as they brought these jokers out in handcuffs.
I mean, these must be the dumbest criminals ever. If your house is full of illegal drugs and guns, you’d think you would NOT blast rap music at all hours of the day and NOT hang outside with 10 of your home boys looking like the cover of some rap album. I guess the phrase “lay low” means nothing to them.
But, a few convictions on drug possession and trafficking ought to keep these jackasses from ever moving back in.
Then again, this is f*cking California.
There’s this guy who calls himself Jimmy Justice, but he’s really just a jerkoff. He goes around the streets of New York looking for police officers who are supposedly breaking the law, doing things like parking in front of fire hydrants or making illegal U-turns. See for yourself…
Annoyed yet? You should be because this guy is a total lunatic. What “Jimmy Justice” is doing is not a service as he claims it to be. What he’s doing is annoying the living crap out of police officers. It’s hard enough being a cop in New York, but just imagine trying to do your job with this attention seeking loser pointing a camera in your face.
Here is why cops can get away with doing these types of things: They’re COPS! It’s called perks of the job. This Jimmy guy needs to start looking for real problems, not police officers making U-Turns after tending to police business. Did he ever stop to think that maybe the reason cops park where normal people are not allowed to is because they need to be close enough to their patrol cars in case of an emergency? And it’s not like he comes up to them and kindly points these observations out. In typical New York fashion, he verbally accosts them about these minor “violations.”
Jimmy Justice should consider himself lucky that he hasn’t pissed off the wrong cop and caught a baton to the face. Now that’s something I’d like to see caught on video.
Tonight I snapped and finally realized what has been pent up inside me for months now. I hate Los Angeles! This has to be one of the worst places in America to live, and it gets worse every day.
Tonight I was supposed to go to a screening of the new movie Superbad. The movie started at 7:00, so I left work at 5:30, thinking that would be enough time to get to the theater which was about 8 miles from my office. WRONG! Two g*ddam hours later I made it to the theater, just in time for the movie to be half over.
This just set off a firestorm of everything I hate about Los Angeles. Let me just say that LA is full of f**cking morons who shouldn’t be allowed to drive. I know a good 95% of you people deserve to be locked away because you are just too stupid to function.
A word of advice: Green means go, gas is on the right. If you can’t follow these instructions, then get the hell out of my way. You wonder why I’m angry? Sh*t like this is what makes me angry!
And I love the people that honk their horns in a traffic jam. LIKE THIS DOES ANYTHING AT ALL TO HELP THE SITUATION YOU STUPID MFer. And then while I’m sitting at an intersection with pedestrians passing in front of me, some biatch behind me starts honking her horn and shouting what I can only assume are obscenities in a language I can’t understand (this is America). As much as I might enjoy mowing down citizens of Los Angeles, I’m not going to just so your a$$ can pass into the next lane. Get serious.
So traffic sucks 24 hours a day here and has only gotten worse since I arrived. This town has a serious problem on its hands. I used to be able to leave work at 7:30 and get home without much problem. Not anymore because idiot drivers out here seem to multiply like rabbits. You got these yuppies jackasses and A-holes driving their lame Bentleys and BMW’s with their heads up their asses. I swear it must be the law that you have to be talking on your cell phone while driving. God help you if ever you hit me while on your phone, I will shove it so far up you a$$ you’ll be text messaging with you teeth. Someone give me a box of grenades and some orange barrels and I will fix the traffic problem.
The other thing I’m so over is the whole “hollywood” thing. It’s all bulls**t. The truth is, there is very little I can do here to have fun that I couldn’t do in Cincinnati. Plus prices aren’t jacked up and it doesn’t take me an hour to drive one city block. All of you complaining about not liking where you live, shut up and be happy you don’t live here. It was kinda cool when I first got out here and started seeing famous people, but now I could care less. These people are just like everyone else. A$$holes. They think they walk on water and it shows. And why wouldn’t they? The people here worship everything they do and give them whatever they want. I learned that first hand at those stupid Spike TV awards (again, f**k you Spike TV). I don’t care if I see anymore famous people. When Charles Barkley comes to town I’ll go get his autograph. The rest can bite my a$$.
As soon as I’m rich I am outta here!
F*ckin’ California
I really don’t know what else to say about this. The person responsible for this disaster should have their driving privileges revoked, and be beaten senseless.
http://www.cardomain.com/ride/275171
What’s wrong with people?!
My job may suck, but at least I occasionally come across funny stuff like this:
YOUR SECURITY GUARDS ARE INAPPROPIATE. THEY ARE NOT PROPERLY UNIFORMED AND ARE NOT WELL-MANNARED. MANY OF THEM ARE WISE MOUTHS, AND MAY HAVE NOT HAD MUCH EXPERIENCE. SUGGESTION: PLEASE FIRE TWO FEMALES WHO HAVE SHORT BLACK HAIR AND THE OTHER WHO HAS BLOND HAIR. THEY DID NOT SHOW THE PROPER MANNERS OF A GUARD. THIS POSITION MUST BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY AND NOT TAKEN AS LET’S ACCUSE INNOCENTS. THANK YOU
She’ll be happy to know that they randomly fired two girls with black hair and a blonde. They’ll never hassle her again…idiot.
Here’s a tip: Don’t steal shit and security guards will leave you alone.
