Alright you wankers, you want your chance to sound off and be an “AngryKen”? Fine, go for it. Head on over to our new Submissions page and write up your own rant. That doesn’t mean we’re going to actually post it though. Yours’ll probably suck.

I really hate mushrooms. I think they’re disgusting. On pizza, subs, anything! GROSS!

Dude, the french suck.

I hate it when my friends come over and eat all my fucking food. You know who you are.

Fred Durst. Don’t know what in particular makes me think of that right now. He just really sucks and I don’t like him. I should have his money. It’s not like he has done anything to deserve it.

People with thick foreign accents who barely speak English call you on the phone (at work or home) and think that you should understand everything that they are saying, when in fact you can’t decipher even 1/4 of what they are trying to tell you. Then they get mad when you ask them to repeat themselves. Welcome to America. Please hold while I transfer you.

Congrats to our good friend Ryan. He has taken the next step in his anger toward his business partners, taking from personal emails to the public domain of our very own websites. It’s in one ear and out the other with this guy. Unfortunately, I have been cursed with having to make a living at a job that really don’t enjoy. In fact, I downright hate it. But that’s a topic for another post for another time. Anyway, Mr. unemployment line is on our backs night and day about posting stuff on these websites. I know that nobody is really gonna know or care what I am talking about, but this should at least give you an idea of the kind of crap I will be putting on this site. Actually, everything else I put on here will have some sort of relevance. Anyway. Here’s you’re post jerkface. HAHAHA!

- Angry Ken

You know what pisses me off? When you tell people you need two posts a day on every site and they can’t write a two sentence post about anything. That really pisses me off.

I get text messages from people I don’t know.

Working on a Saturday. Why not just shoot me instead?