I wrote this back in November for our very own Crazy8opinions.com. This was the unofficial beginning of Angry Ken. Little did we know how many people I was going to piss off. Although I don’t think anyone’s gonna argue with this one. These people totally suck!

8. Britney Spears - Oh baby baby, how are we supposed to care? I sure as hell don’t, and neither does anyone else. You used to be hot. Then you married some piece of trash wanna be thug, moved into a trailer park and had a son who will sure enough end up scarred for life and on some creepy reality show in 18 years. And does every item of clothing you wear have to express something that you are thinking? How about a tank top that says “Look at me. I’m pregnant” That pretty much sums up your wardrobe. I think it’s time for you to go make out with Madonna in a Kabala temple.

7. Ashlee Simpson - Somebody please kick this chick in the throat. It would probably make her sound better. Lip-synching on SNL and getting booed off the stage at the Orange Bowl. All this and yet you still have a career. What is wrong with America? Why is this girl still in the news? She sucks. Plain and simple.

6. Colin Farrell - You can’t say enough about how much I hate this drunken Irish dickhead. First of all I can’t think of one memorable movie he has been in. He apparently thinks he’s such a badass because he drinks heavily, chain smokes, and utters incoherent curses for every other word while trying to string together a sentence. Apparently women love the the smell of cigarette smoke and vodka laced vomit. Somebody punch this idiot in the face with a brick.

5. Ashton Kutcher - I’ll admit that this guy is kinda funny on “That 70’s Show”, well not really, but other than that he is totally annoying. Has anyone has seen “Punk’d” lately? How pointless has that show gotten? “I’M ASHTON KUTCHER BLAH BLAH BLAH! We had an actor fall over in front of you! You just got PUNK’D!” What an obnoxious bastard. But don’t worry. Soon his career will be over because the guy is a completely one-dimensional actor and the 70’s only lasted a decade. The sooner this moronic asshole disappears the better.

4. Paris Hilton - “That’s hot.” Actually, no it’s not and neither are you. Somebody get this girl a damn sandwich. Nothing about this girl turns me on. What a vapid airhead. Her brain is completely void of any relevant thought. The simple life? More like the simple mind. SLAP!

3. Kid Rock - Another wannabe hardass. This is America pal, and in America we try to shower at least once a week. He must have missed the memo. This guy seems to roll out of bed every morning, put on the nearest beer stained REO Speedwagon t shirt and soak his hair in bacon grease. What a cool guy. Oh yeah and he is a musician, if you wanna call it that. How come the people that deserve to be shot never are?

2. Fred Durst - Possibly the biggest poser on the planet. Hearing him try to rap or sing or really do anything makes me want to blow my own brains out. What a bitch. This guy would run from a girl scout troop. Actually he’d probably join one. I’d pay money to swing a bat into the head of this no talent waste of space.

1. P. Diddy - Uh huh, yeeah. I hate so many people that it’s hard to pick one to hold that coveted number 1 spot, but it’s hard to deny the power of annoyance that Sean Combs aka Puff Daddy aka P. Diddy aka Diddy possesses. Anyone who has a ceremony to change their name from Puff Daddy to P. Diddy has a serious ego problem going on. Uh huh, yeeah. This guy thinks that everyone is concerned about what he is doing all the time. I guess he’s so cool that he can wear sunglasses at night, or indoors, or in his drivers license photo. I guess he needs something to distract people from the huge overbite action he’s got going on. At least try to close your mouth! Biggie must be rolling in his grave after seeing what this dope has made of his legacy. Personally, I think “Diddy” was in on the whole thing so he could take center stage. What a fuckhead!