Sent in by Anonymous:

can somebody please get over the fact that just because im 27th in my class does not mean that i am smart! i mean seriously! i was getting help on some papers today because i seriously did not know how to do it and then some dip ass of a girl comes up to me ands like “you should be able to know how to do this stuff. your 27th in your class.” and i was like what the hell..i really dont know how to do it. gah it makes me so mad..and its just a number. who cares. number 1 needs help sometimes too. has anyone else ever had this problem?

Angry Ken says: 27th overall in your class huh? That’s quite an accomplishment (unless your class only has 30 people in it). My guess is the ranking didn’t consider English class. I kid of course. Maybe they got tired of helping everyone and right after number 28 they just said the hell with it. My advice is to get help from 26, 25, and so on until one of them is not a dip ass. But if you get all the way to numero uno without any luck, then I guess you’re screwed. Wikipedia is also a great resource.