I decided to write an email to the Bengals regarding some money they owe me. I’ll post the response if I get one:

Dear Cincinnati Bengals franchise,

I am writing to request that your organization reimburse to me the sum of $207.50, the amount of Direct TV’s NFL Sunday Ticket subscription. I ordered the service in order to watch the Bengals games from the state of California. However, I am dissatisfied and disappointed with your sub-par product and do not find it worth the money I have spent. Therefore, I request that you cover the expense.

You may send a check to me at **** Northridge, CA 91324.

Thank you,
Ken —–