Anyone who buys “Diddy’s” new cd should immediately be punched right in the face when at the cash register. They deserve it. Just like “Diddy” himself deserves to be shot in the face. Then he puts this garbage on Youtube:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3dy71ERzZ8
What the fuck is he even talking about? What a fucking tard! Congratulations Puff, you can read a poem. Then you have Funk Master Flex yelling like a retard about Bad Boi rekids. He is the second most obnoxious guy in hip hop next to Diddy.
Press play? More like press stop. Actually, press eject, take the cd over to the toilet, and press flush. That is if you were actually stupid enough to buy it, which in that case, see above statement.
Diddy, please die.
October 16th, 2006 at 11:09 am
Why would you be having Diddy on the brain at 5am? Most (normal) men would wake up with arousing thoughts of females in their brains, not ridiculous rappers.
October 16th, 2006 at 11:26 am
I actually wrote this last night and had it set to post at 5 AM. I’m never awake that early.
October 16th, 2006 at 1:04 pm
Eh, Ken’s thoughts are valid. Diddy is a complete rip-off artist. He’s eventually going to turn into Lil Jon: A three word no-talent wannabe rapper who’s only talent is to smile like the down syndrome baby that he is.
October 17th, 2006 at 12:13 pm
Soooo…..Diddy was the last thing you thought of before laying down to sleep then?
October 17th, 2006 at 12:38 pm
I’ll throw in the starting cash to get Ken some therapy. Anyone else like to pitch in?
October 17th, 2006 at 12:54 pm
LOL Is there enough money in the world?
October 17th, 2006 at 4:34 pm
You oughta love this then :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eoK7X3myF8E&NR
November 21st, 2006 at 7:27 pm
The funny thing is while your laying there daydreaming of Diddy he can honestly care less about you…. hes makin his doe regardless.
November 21st, 2006 at 7:28 pm
The funny thing is while your laying there day dreaming of Diddy he can honestly care less about you…. hes makin his doe regardless!!!!
November 21st, 2006 at 8:57 pm
It’s a damn shame isn’t it?…that a man with absolutely no talent can be so rich. He’ll know my name soon enough.