Every six months or so we get a another one of those “Movie” movies out of Hollywood. Last time it was Meet the Spartans, and despite my ordering people not to see it, they did anyway. By people, I mean idiot teens whose parents are too stupid to teach them any sense. So what happens? We now have Disaster Movie.

I want to murder everyone that was involved in making this movie. Cast, crew, everybody. I’m not going to tell people not to go see this movie because we all know American teens are morons and will go anyway. Worst of all, they will probably laugh and think it’s clever and original. So, in another six months, we’ll have Monster Movie, then Not Another Disaster Movie, then Parody Movie, and finally, Movie Movie.

Your American citizenship should be revoked if you actually go to a theater to see this crap.