Particularly if you have ever lived in an apartment complex, you’ve probably listened in on a neighbor having an argument of some sort. This is probably even more true if you live next to people that are, how you say, somewhat lacking in class.
Domestic disturbances are a funny thing. They seem to follow a pattern. They almost always happen late at night, often when you’re trying to sleep. You’re laying there in bed, waiting to drift off when you hear a loud crash, such as breaking glass. You leap up and look out your window, but don’t see anything. After a few minutes you get back in bed.
No sooner than you shut your eyes do you here another crash, followed by someone yelling. Again, you rush to the window and peer through the blinds, keeping your light off as not to be seen. You watch the people arguing with each other, yelling and screaming.
Now you’re hooked and end up watching this play out for the next hour or so. Everytime you think it’s over, it’s so not. You end up getting out of bed about 7 or 8 times after hearing somebody yelling or cursing. Once it dies down, you give it around 10 more minutes before finally giving up on any more action happening.
You know you’ve done this before. It’s fun, except when one of the participants gets violent. That’s when you might want to get involved by calling the police so no one gets hurt. You know how rednecks are when they’ve been drinking.
July 12th, 2006 at 6:11 pm
I have a very large wang… i once got in a argument with my hooker about sticking it in and she tried to cut it off so i was yelling and running for my life when the cops came and didnt arrest her NO! they got me… how gay
July 12th, 2006 at 6:37 pm
o and ken your dank is as small as my sisters
July 12th, 2006 at 7:57 pm
I am sorry you heard that…..just teasing, wasn’t me. I do agree. Another gripe is biotches living on the 3rd floor wearing high heels they can’t walk in. Sounds like horses tromping up and down the steps. Damn!
July 12th, 2006 at 8:23 pm
I’d rather hear ‘em fightin’ than doing other stuff, if you know what I mean. But then again, I’d rather have my own huge estate in the country where I wouldn’t have to hear my neighbors at all … the commute would be a bitch, though.
July 12th, 2006 at 8:47 pm
Liked the story but why didn’t you finish the whole ordeal. So, you call the police ( we must have the same neighbors), 3 hours later blue lights pull up (its bacon!!!!), you hear a knock at YOUR DOOR( bet the neighbors love you now) to let you know they are here (like I care, I just wanna sleep!!!), they then go next door to arrest the sorry sack of crap that beats up on his old lady, and lo and behold!!!!!! SHE REFUSES TO PRESS CHARGES!!!!! Black eye, bloody lip and all and her begging the cops not to arrest him and saying he didn’t do anything. OMG!!!!! Finally, the last thing you hear as you pass out for an hours sleep before the alarm clock goes off is the sound of your neighbor laughing like Rinfield and a conspicuous “hiss” coming from the direction of your car tire. Ain’t life grand.
July 12th, 2006 at 9:58 pm
Excellent Carlos. The story is complete. Except the next weekend it happens all over again.
July 13th, 2006 at 3:00 am
Can you say HEADPHONES?
Morons.
July 13th, 2006 at 6:11 am
go out there and slap the man SILLY! fool!
July 13th, 2006 at 7:16 am
So Kenny gets off on domestic violence. you are a little sicko arent you? I await your rejoinder of “You cant ever be ontopic, can you?”.
You’re a sicko and you know it…. sicko.
July 13th, 2006 at 8:04 am
Who want to wear headphones to be, IncrediBill? Hope this helps.
July 13th, 2006 at 10:25 am
Hey everyone. Meet “nemesis”. You’ll probably become quite familiar with him. He comments rather frequently, yet never contributes anything to the topic at hand. He’s more or less just a waste of key strokes. But if you ignore him, he usually goes away for a while.
July 13th, 2006 at 12:17 pm
I think he did say it was fun until someone got violent. Might need to read that one again nemesis.
July 13th, 2006 at 12:43 pm
There’s another variation. We had one of those neighbors living behind us. One night we hear the normal hollering, bodies bouncing off the walls, etc.
Then, just outside our bedroom window comes a voice, “You ain’t got enough nerve to shoot.”
“KABLOOOOOM!!!!!!”
The guy has the nerve / lack of brains to respond, “You missed!”
That’s when the wife dialed 9-1-1 while I low-crawled into the kid’s room to get him on the floor with us.
July 13th, 2006 at 1:39 pm
Rednecks. eh?
You are such an elitist dink.
What do you suppose would happen if you had said, “You know what happens when Blacks start drinking.”
Or Queers start drinking.
Rednecks is a pejorative term and hate language.
How about an apology to the western fans?
Signed,
The Angry Reader.
July 13th, 2006 at 1:50 pm
So are you saying that all westerners are rednecks? Sounds pretty stereotypical.
July 14th, 2006 at 7:07 am
Never contributes? You boy.. are getting off on domestic violence. You are contributing exactly what, to society, I mean.
July 14th, 2006 at 8:43 am
Oh yeah. Not only does he not make sense, he repeats himself.