I think it’s time the letters X and Z switched roles in the English language. For example, whenever you would use a z, now you’d use x, and vice versa. So, pizza would become pixxa, zebra would be xebra, xylophone to zylophone, zoo to xoo and many more.
Now this can get tricky. What with words such as ox and oz totally changing the meaning of an entire sentence, even history.
“The Wizard of Oz?” No more. Now it’s “The Wixard of Ox.” Perhaps ox stands for oxen, which is now ozen, rendering this movie completely nonsensical.
The popular HBO prison show “Oz” would become “Ox.” Perhaps about ozen in prison. Unfortunately, ozen went ezsticnt quite a long time ago.
ZZ Top would be renamed XX Top. One more X and this is no longer your parents’ kind of music. That is if triple z movies have not been outlawed.
This will take us all some getting used to, but it will be worth it in the long run. This is going to change the way we look at z’s and x’s. The revolution is here, and it is ezciting and ezcellent!
March 15th, 2007 at 9:29 am
lol I think the smog is getting to you.
March 15th, 2007 at 11:17 am
It’s the smug, not smog
March 15th, 2007 at 1:47 pm
But what about X-rated pr0n?
Z-rated might would lead some people to believe it was a relaxing movie to put people to sleep.
And when cartoon characters die, would they have to display Zs in their eyes instead of Xs?
What about pirates? Are they going to have to re-mark all their treasure maps?
Railroad Z-ings?
Really, Ken. You should think these things through.
March 15th, 2007 at 3:50 pm
Seriously “X” Dom. You can’t expect me to come up with it all at once do you? This is what guys like you are here for. Be my eyes and ears.
March 15th, 2007 at 6:59 pm
You’ve been in Cali for like a month, and already you are a dumb hippie.
Please, come home before the changes are permanent.
March 16th, 2007 at 8:05 pm
I may be a lot of things, but one thing I will never be is a hippie.
March 18th, 2007 at 11:02 am
the wizard of oz would be “the wixard of ox”
March 18th, 2007 at 8:38 pm
Wow.
A HIPPIE?
Thats just mean, man.
March 20th, 2007 at 10:39 am
They prefer to be called “Rarely-Showered Americans”