Got this in an email;
As President Bush gets off the helicopter in front of the White House, he is carrying a baby pig under each arm. The squared away Marine guard snaps to attention, salutes, and says, “Nice pigs, sir.” The President replies: “These are not pigs, these are authentic Texan Razorback Hogs. I got one for Senator Ted Kennedy, and I got one for Senator John Kerry.” The squared away Marine again snaps to attention, salutes, and says, “Nice trade, sir.”
February 17th, 2006 at 11:23 am
Can I get an Ooh Rah!?
February 17th, 2006 at 11:37 am
Hoo Hah!
February 17th, 2006 at 2:13 pm
It’s Hoo-Rah boys.
February 17th, 2006 at 3:49 pm
Actually, it’s Ooh-Rah. Each service has their own “war cry” if you will. The United States Marine Corps uses Ooh Rah.
February 17th, 2006 at 3:51 pm
Ken, you’re retarded.
February 17th, 2006 at 3:53 pm
And as for you, Steel City Gal, I’ll give you the benefit of the doubt as you are of the “fairer” sex and most likely a product of Pittsburgh schools.
February 17th, 2006 at 4:26 pm
I must concede that I was wrong and you were right Sgt. It is Ooh Rah.
And as for your comment, I am unsure if you were being kind or sarcastic. Damn the internet, I can never tell.
February 17th, 2006 at 4:28 pm
Sarcasm is my specialty m’lady.
February 17th, 2006 at 5:33 pm
Well, I will choose to be an optimist and take it as you being a gentleman to a lovely young lady.
February 17th, 2006 at 5:33 pm
Charm is my specialty sir.
February 17th, 2006 at 6:43 pm
Things are way too polite in here…
February 17th, 2006 at 9:11 pm
Ryan, suck a fat ballsack.
That better?
February 17th, 2006 at 10:17 pm
Silence monkies.
February 18th, 2006 at 10:25 am
It was a nice reprieve having manners and chivalry on this site. Alas, nothing lasts forever…
February 18th, 2006 at 12:16 pm
When did that ever happen?
February 18th, 2006 at 12:40 pm
Remember, I imagined Sgt. wasn’t being a smart ass but a gentleman instead. It was a moment of disillusion on my part.
July 13th, 2006 at 11:37 pm
So 2 Jews walk into a bar. They buy it.
So 2 Arabs walk into a bar. They blow it up.
July 25th, 2006 at 11:54 am
why did i feel completely wrong for laughing @ that Loki?