You may have heard about the latest dance craze sweeping the nation called “ghost riding the whip.” Here’s how you do it.  You get your car to do a slow cruise down the road while you get out and dance along side the car as it’s rolling.  Yes, it’s as dumb as it sounds.  See for yourself.  (I’ll put a link here later, or just Google ghost ride the whip.)

So here’s what is bound to happen.  On a slow day, you’ll see a story on your local news about some dumbass getting run over while ghost riding his whip.  Then they’ll talk about how controversial it is and how cops are cracking down and how many teens want to ghost ride the whip.  I can’t wait when they report about some stupid teen that broke his leg after his honda civic ran him over while he was dancing.

I really don’t want to see this crap unless someone can actually be creative with it.  Jumping out of a car and flailing about like a retarded gymnast is just stupid.  I wanna see some sweet moves.  Although it doesn’t really get any better than seeing someone become a human speed bump and get rolled over by their own vehicle.  Now THAT’s what ghost riding the whip is all about!