Monday, May 15th 2006


Grillz
posted @ 4:32 pm in [ Uncategorized ]

Allow me to set the record straight for everyone:

Grills (or Grillz, aka those fake gold or platinum teeth covers people wear) are dumb.

People who wear grills other than to be funny: dumb.

People who don’t wear grills but want to: dumb.

Parents who allow there 14 yr old daughters or sons to wear them: dumb.

The Song “Grillz” by Nelly: dumb.

Nelly: dumb 

Paying any more than $3.50 for a “grill”: dumb.

Having more than one grill for your teeth: dumb.

Having an article in the local newspaper about these grills: dumb!

The people who make these grills: SMART. Because they are taking the dumb people’s money.

Chad Johnson wearing a gold grill during football games: FUNNY.

Chad Johnson wearing his gold grill anywhere other than the game: dumb. (I haven’t seen him do this.)

Don’t where any grill. I don’t care if it’s real or fake.  You look dumb and you wasted your money.  Buy something actually useful.

Grills are for cars and cooking steaks. Not to put on your teeth.


45 Responses to “Grillz”

  1. Fo'shizzle Says:

    just another skinny honky tryin to keep the black man down
    you best check yoself biatch

  2. Eric Says:

    I see people looking where to get grillz, I found this awesome website, http://hustlagrillz.com they sell one size fits all removable grillz. I just called them and if you buy quantity, they discount big time, so I hope that answers a bunch of peoples questions! Some people call grillz: teethgrillz, diamond grill, diamond fronts, paul wall, grill, goldteeth, grillz, grillz, bling bling, removable gold cap, gold fronts, gold grill, whatever you call it, they are in, they are hot and the coolest thing in hip hop jewelry right now!

  3. harper Says:

    beautiful online information center. greatest work… thanks

  4. me Says:

    Fo’shizzle is white trying to be black

  5. Jessica Says:

    Oh grow the fuck up. I think religion is retarded, but I don’t rant like an idiot about it.

  6. Ken Says:

    Congratulations. Enjoy hell when you get there.

  7. PaperWork Says:

    Shut the fuck up hater!!!!!!!! Probably mad because you can’t afford the fake ones or the real ones.
    West Up!!!!

  8. michelle Says:

    ur just a hater cuz u cant afford cuz ur fuckin poor…

  9. Angry Ken Says:

    I think the guy before you just said the same thing. Way to go.

  10. lil trip Says:

    gillz are not fuckin dumb they make your mouth look better if you teeth are cruked and even if theyr not

  11. lil trip Says:

    jessica email me b***h na just kidding hoe

  12. lil trip Says:

    what the fuck is wrong with you jessica are you fucking stupid god damn

  13. Angry Ken Says:

    Looks like we’ve got an influx of hoodrats in here. If your teeth are that bad that you need a grill, you’ve got other problems to worry about.

    Let me translate for some of you:

    Yo if yo teef be dat crunked up you needs to be rockin dem greelz fo sho ya heard meh cuz dey make yo mouf look betta eiver way foo.

  14. Top Shotta Says:

    It’s a BLACK thing, not a white thing.We invented rap and ya’ll hated it for some time now it’s the grills now and ya’ll hate it. Sitback relax and try not to jump on the BMW.

  15. Angry Ken Says:

    Top Shotta is probably white.

  16. GRILL MASTER Says:

    Your fucking stupid your just jelause cuz you probly cant afford one and your probably a loner. If you had any fashion sense at all then you wouldnt of have written that gay article. you are probably a depressed GOTH.

  17. GRILL MASTER Says:

    Oh and by the way you are probably a dumb peice of shit that has no life because of the fact that he has his own website that talks about the stupidest shit EVER.
    B’s up C’s Down
    BLOOD

  18. Ken Says:

    I doubt that any of the wannabe “gangstas” walking around with fake aluminum in their mouths spent more than $20. And that’s $20 too much. But if someone is dumb enough to spend an entire year’s worth of welfare on a grill, well then I guess that’s the price of being fashionable.

    The only grill worth a damn is one you can cook meat on. I bet “Grill Master” here doesn’t even know how to light one.

  19. Slim Says:

    You are so dumb, silly B****, why are you haten,
    I have a thousand dollar grll.

  20. Slim Says:

    Don’t let me catch you in VillePlatte,Louisiana b****.

  21. Angry Ken Says:

    Thousand dollar grill, 10 cent brain. See you in VillePlatte. Home of the tru gangstaz… right.

  22. Bible_child Says:

    look ken or what ever
    this is the style that people have and if u dont like it thats your problem
    bu tif you would look up a grillz website u would know grillz cost more than $100.
    oh and just like my boy said come to the hood and say or disrespect the hood as you say cause if you knew so much u would know the hood is family

  23. Bible_child Says:

    oh and by the way please don’t ever in your life try to critisize the way that we as african americans speak because yes i’m a prechers child but i listen to rap and last time i checked you’ll wanna be like us
    so get wit it or leave it alone cause we get’n richer and u hate’n more
    so when you stop trying to talk like u rich and got houses sitting on bricks
    then you come holla at the bible_chick
    the Bible says don’t judge and you need to stop cause as much hate’n u doing it should be a sin. just cause you can’t afford a grill, don’t hate cause we got grillz and we keep are money up. stop telling us what we should do and do what you need to do to acheive one …. yes i am a female and i tell it like it is smile fa me mama

  24. Bible_child Says:

    stop talking unless you can put a stack in ya mouth

    as they say put ya money were ya mouth is and i did top and bottom

    bible
    kid

    dude who ever you think you are think again unless you got anough money to swim in

  25. Angry Ken Says:

    First of all, I never mentioned anything about African Americans. That was your own stereotypical assumption. Second, if I wanted a grill for some reason, I’d have one. This has nothing to do with money.

    I stopped reading the rest of your comment because it increasingly ceased to make sense.

  26. just some guy Says:

    look man just make it simple if you dont want one then dont get one, for you to put this site up and complain about a certain product you dont like just makes you look like a complete child stop cry about it you dont like them tough lifes a bitch get over it also this comment ->{((Yo if yo teef be dat crunked up you needs to be rockin dem greelz fo sho ya heard meh cuz dey make yo mouf look betta eiver way foo. ))} that is discrimination yeah buddy bubba is goin to have fun with your ass in jail soo shut the fuck up and suck a cock

  27. Sgt Poon Says:

    Seriously, Ken. You’re cultivating a retarded readership here. When’s the last time you got an intelligent comeback to one of your posts?

    just some guy: this site is ANGRY Ken, get it? No? I didn’t think so.

    Idiot

  28. Angry Ken Says:

    Discrimination? Did I once mention a specific race, ethnicity, or gender? Sure didn’t. Try again ass face.

  29. lilsho Says:

    Honestly Ken. Your right in some points of your comments.But people need to realize that grillz been here in the South first. Before Nelly before Paul Wall and who ever came out with the shit T.V wise. It was a loyal and respectful underground trend in the Southern states before it got commercialized as a fade or trend. People that are buying the fronts 80% probally dont even know that. And yeah dont buy some fake ass shit cuz it makes what has been respected a gimmick to it aint real. Most people wont get it because they were’nt around the culture to understand it.So Ken got a right to talk his shit of opinion but then man everybody doin something that is alil off but they like it because they understand it there way and fuck what u think u know. So if you wanna get a grill keep ya mouth clean and the grill as much as it is untasteful to some carry yourself right and not like a the stereotype of this. It depends on how you carry yourself with any jewlery or clothing or car be stank you an ass be cool and you alright.

  30. Quincy Says:

    fuck you bich ant nobody paying $3.50 for a grill ant they aint fake you hoe ass bich

  31. A.K. Says:

    It’s pretty bad when you can’t even spell curse words correctly.

  32. Truth Says:

    Angry Ken’s comments are the same as 99% of the population. Outside of your circle, everyone’s laughing at you and your grillz.

  33. Slim Says:

    It’s me agian b****, why you didn’t show up in Ville Platte,Louisiana ho.
    You scared, I now have ten $1,000 grill.
    F**k you B****, F***!

  34. Slim Says:

    Bible child is right, thats real shit he’s talking, Fu** ken.
    Slim,

  35. Slim Says:

    Fuck that nigga Paper works,talking about west up, fu** westside, it’s all about da’ SOUTHSIDE, BI***.

  36. Kira Says:

    Actually, grillz are not dumb..at all! Grillz make your teeth look a thousand times better. Let’s face it, mouth grillz are here to stay. I think it makes guys look really hot. I was just checking out a website that has some really tough grillz and they seem to have the best prices. Their website is http://ballersice.com and I have been shopping around for a while for a grillz set and I think going to get one for my boyfriend.

  37. Sgt Poon Says:

    Wow, it’s a good thing Slim is here, or this post might die a rightful death…

  38. T_TOWN_ALABAMA Says:

    look ken you are just mad.if you don’t like it.that is you not anyone else ok i am going to yale univesity school of law.and i have 6 grills that my father both me and they add up to 20,000 dallars so if you do not like them then don’t talk about them

  39. Sgt Poon Says:

    Is Yale “univesity” in Compton?
    I’m gonna go ahead and call bullshit.
    Either you’re a damned liar, or Yale Law is seriously screwed.

  40. Ken Says:

    Or it’s a total waste of money. No matter how rich you are. What else did daddy buy you?

    I would think that someone attending Yale law school would be able to use proper punctuation and spelling when writing. I agree with the Sarge on this one.

  41. Slim Says:

    Go check out Grillz-R-Us.com. Thats where I got my grill from. I paid $215.05 for it. If one of ya’ll get this message, check it out and write back to me Slim, and tell me how nice those grillz was I’ll F**k with you later.

  42. bmorecareful Says:

    stop drinking so much haterade a grill is an expression of a person character and individuality. white boys who have nothing better 2 do than be and pnline hater DUMB!

  43. Angry Ken Says:

    Haterade is delicious and gives me the energy I need to combat the idiocy of the world we live in.

  44. D-DA BOSS Says:

    GRILLZ ARE DA SHYT….ER BODY IN MILWAUKEE HAS DEM….ER NIGGA LUK GUD WIT DEM ESPECIALLY DA DARK SKINNED ONES..DEY EXPNSIVE UP HERE

  45. greg Says:

    u are so fucking stupid u probley dont even have enough money 2 get a fake one dont ever leave ur house again

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